I'm outta herrrrrrrrrrrr

[cynical_bitch24]

Well, after months of deliberation, I have decided to leave the states (which is, in my definition, New York) to indulge my independent and free-spirited ways by teaching engrish in Korea for a year.  Most of you will probably find this hilarious since you know me to be the last person on earth to teach anything.  After all I do make kids cry,

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[_omgteaparty]

omg did you hear? north korea is now offering tours. r u brave enough 2 go?

[cynical_bitch24]

o hail yeayuh. there's no greater thrill than the uncertainty of being kidnapped and forced to work as a slave in the communist regime!!!!!!!! lol no for real, i would go. i saw a documentary on north korea and their main city is sooooo freakking empty and they have insane amounts of propoganda

[_omgteaparty]

omg i know. i watched inside north korea and it was fooking scary! everyone's mind is either warped or they're afraid because they fooking luv kim jonh il (idk i think i spelled his name wrong)

omfg 4 harry potter, i am on chapter 23

wtf is in the snitch? is it really the stone? if so, how did it opened?? fill me in asap, i am dying here

[cynical_bitch24]

turst me, you will find out what the snitch is soon enough.

[_omgteaparty]

OMG TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cynical_bitch24]

lol yeah the stone is in the snitch and he opened it at the close. remember the riddle "i open at the close"? i think he was only able to open it though once he entered the forbidden forest