Doctor's orders
I just got back from the doctor's office, where they X-rayed my foot so many times I think my foot's going to glow in the dark, and they saw something. They saw an embarrasingly small flake of bone that was no longer properly attached to the rest of my foot. So I'm wearing a "moon boot" splint and I'm on orders to keep weight away from my foot. I may or may not be permitted to work, that hasn't been decided yet, but my foot hurts and it's for a good reason. Mass Suckage.