Springtime for Hitler
OMG last night with my lover, patimano, was amazing! the producers was the funniest godamn play i have ever seen in my life for the following, very crucial, reasons...
- horny old women wanting to 'role play' with a 'well hung' stable boy
- musical neo-nazi with back up singing birds all named after german generals
- fantabulously homosexual cross dressing men with an entire musical number decicated to the tune 'make it gay'
- the sausage show girl
- homo hitler
- dancing Swastika
this play def. earned ten stars on my scale of one to ten in ass- kickery
and who could forget me and patricia getting lost on perrymore street with this crazed man trying to get us to give him a ride....we pull over to get directions because we were so late and soooo soo lost. we ask a friendly man where the bob carr center is, but this jerk off guy comes runnin from across the street and steps in front of the first man and asks us if he can help...we present our problem and he tells us he knows where it is, but first asks if we cann give him a ride...i tell him that we are already very very late and would just appreciate some directions...and becasue this man was a major fucking fuckidy mc fuck fuck, he decided to screw us over for not givin him a ride and send us in the complete opposite direction of where we needed to be. so yet again, we pull over to ask directions, but this time we were a bit more selective. we pulled over infront of a church on division street and asked a friendly pastor who was standing outside his church doors wishing everyone a good night that was at his sunday night survice. nowt that pastor was such a friendly man and we found the bob carr center right away....FUCK YOU FREAKY BUS STOP MAN AND UR SHITTY ASS DIRECTIONS.
i love u pati
- horny old women wanting to 'role play' with a 'well hung' stable boy
- musical neo-nazi with back up singing birds all named after german generals
- fantabulously homosexual cross dressing men with an entire musical number decicated to the tune 'make it gay'
- the sausage show girl
- homo hitler
- dancing Swastika
this play def. earned ten stars on my scale of one to ten in ass- kickery
and who could forget me and patricia getting lost on perrymore street with this crazed man trying to get us to give him a ride....we pull over to get directions because we were so late and soooo soo lost. we ask a friendly man where the bob carr center is, but this jerk off guy comes runnin from across the street and steps in front of the first man and asks us if he can help...we present our problem and he tells us he knows where it is, but first asks if we cann give him a ride...i tell him that we are already very very late and would just appreciate some directions...and becasue this man was a major fucking fuckidy mc fuck fuck, he decided to screw us over for not givin him a ride and send us in the complete opposite direction of where we needed to be. so yet again, we pull over to ask directions, but this time we were a bit more selective. we pulled over infront of a church on division street and asked a friendly pastor who was standing outside his church doors wishing everyone a good night that was at his sunday night survice. nowt that pastor was such a friendly man and we found the bob carr center right away....FUCK YOU FREAKY BUS STOP MAN AND UR SHITTY ASS DIRECTIONS.
i love u pati