Only Jewish Women

[cynara_linnaea]

I had a nightmare last night that far too many people came to a party that was being hosted in my apartment, and that they brought both milchig and fleishig food.

I am fairly sure that this is a nightmare that would only happen to a Jewish woman.

Let's not get into the part where my bedroom was huge and had trees in planters around the edges, or that there was a swimming pool in our living room...