More Yeshiva Quotes

Dec 01, 2008 14:40

"Breakfast with a potted plant?" -Me

"Not betrothal, which isn't breakfast." -spin0za1

"Can a dead person write a get? Rabbi Meir thinks, 'Sure!'" -spin0za1

"Amoraic tennis; Rava and Rav Nachman, 15 all." -Me

"It's not a locust!" -spin0za1

"How do you buy a cow? Oh geez . . ." -JK, my Talmud rav

"Unless there is some kind of warranty on the cow." -JK, my Talmud rav

"'Leima.' Red shirt argument!" -spin0za1 and me

spin0za1: "Matkif leh Rabbi Elazar." Rabbi El'azar attacks it with a wet noodle.
Me: You kick down the door and are confronted by a Level 4 Rabbi El'azar.

And as always:
Halacha k'Rabbi El'azar

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