You forgot: 7. Must be willing to pay for most things. 8. Must be willing to be on call. 9. Must be willing to do things with my kids as well (and still be okay with being a "Kleenex"
If you ever need anything....or just need someone to talk to....or just need to get out of the house... I'll give you my cell number and we can talk... I'll do anything ya need me to do... and I'll be MORE than happy to watch your beautiful girls!
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jeebus woman. you have a fucking harem. i'm sure it won't be too difficult to find gratuitous cuddles / "kleenexes" . . .
jus' sayin' . . .
ppppbbbbsssstttt
sorry, thought you might could use a little smart-assness to cheer you up a bit
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The harem still isn't complete because you still aren't in it. *sigh*
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You forgot:
7. Must be willing to pay for most things.
8. Must be willing to be on call.
9. Must be willing to do things with my kids as well (and still be okay with being a "Kleenex"
If you ever need anything....or just need someone to talk to....or just need to get out of the house...
I'll give you my cell number and we can talk... I'll do anything ya need me to do... and I'll be MORE than happy to watch your beautiful girls!
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but since I have a few more minutes, I'll head that way now!
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scott pissed me off so much i think my head just exploded in rage.
*cries.*
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Oh we can't forget that they need to give sex on demand and not bother us about it. Yes...very importanta
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