A monk, a ninja and a car mechanic walk into a bar...
I need a catch phrase. Tim has "Thats what she said." among many others. Im sure other people have something they say all the time, Im just not sure what they are as I dont pay enough attention. Courtney prob has "Fart on me one more time and I'll show you my poop." Sean prob says something about global warming and physics... Heather prob says something like "Dont throw that cat"... Dans may very well be something about his luck and fate against him in one way or another. Danielle likes to add "nator" to the end of words and then laugh at herself (example: governator, kittenator, etc).
So there's me. Im too plain jane here. I need an original or rarely used one here folks. Help me. Vote on these or add more.
"The impossibilities are endless!"
"Actually, I could probably fine-tune the holodeck as well."
"Shall I frost the cake?"
"Due to budget cutbacks, light at the end of the tunnel is canceled!" (this one wouldnt really work in a lot of situations. just for dan. its not ambiguous enough.)
"Sniff you jerks later."
"I wonder what McGyver would do..."
*** So I figured out at this point that my posts usually start out or at least by the end turn into a quote page. Man I just love some quotes too much. Here are some from The Venture Bros. Enjoy. ***
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Brock: You have to defile a mummy completely or they come back to life, you know that.
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Dr. Orpheus: Evil has struck the house of Venture! The air reeks of an ill wind! Yea, though I have smelt it, that have dealt it!
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The Monarch: But see, that's what I'm talking about. Now Venture will send Samson after the rest of us, and he'll go totally sickhouse on our asses. I LIKE my ass, gentlemen.
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Brock Samson: No, Dean. This is guild business, your father isn't in any harm. Guild works clean, professional, and surgical. In a way, they're the only organization I still respect.
Hank Venture: And they kill clean! Don't let dames get in the way!
Brock Samson: Honestly, Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read!
Dean Venture: It's weird, right?
Brock Samson: It's like he channels dead crazy people!
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Brock Samson: DOC! YOU HAVE A TABLE OVER THERE WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS, "LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN!"
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Henchman 24: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs.
Henchman 21: Oh my God, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals!
Henchman 24: Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs.
Henchman 21: Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! They're mammals!
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The End. For NOW!
So there's me. Im too plain jane here. I need an original or rarely used one here folks. Help me. Vote on these or add more.
"The impossibilities are endless!"
"Actually, I could probably fine-tune the holodeck as well."
"Shall I frost the cake?"
"Due to budget cutbacks, light at the end of the tunnel is canceled!" (this one wouldnt really work in a lot of situations. just for dan. its not ambiguous enough.)
"Sniff you jerks later."
"I wonder what McGyver would do..."
*** So I figured out at this point that my posts usually start out or at least by the end turn into a quote page. Man I just love some quotes too much. Here are some from The Venture Bros. Enjoy. ***
________
Brock: You have to defile a mummy completely or they come back to life, you know that.
________
Dr. Orpheus: Evil has struck the house of Venture! The air reeks of an ill wind! Yea, though I have smelt it, that have dealt it!
________
The Monarch: But see, that's what I'm talking about. Now Venture will send Samson after the rest of us, and he'll go totally sickhouse on our asses. I LIKE my ass, gentlemen.
________
Brock Samson: No, Dean. This is guild business, your father isn't in any harm. Guild works clean, professional, and surgical. In a way, they're the only organization I still respect.
Hank Venture: And they kill clean! Don't let dames get in the way!
Brock Samson: Honestly, Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read!
Dean Venture: It's weird, right?
Brock Samson: It's like he channels dead crazy people!
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Brock Samson: DOC! YOU HAVE A TABLE OVER THERE WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS, "LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN!"
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Henchman 24: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs.
Henchman 21: Oh my God, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals!
Henchman 24: Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs.
Henchman 21: Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! They're mammals!
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The End. For NOW!