strippers
what a weekend... the 23rd birthday was a goodie... friday, i went to moes and then to a sicko poker tournament.... i didnt get in the tournament because i know i would be out of it in 3 or 4 hands... still went and watched mystic river, what a good movie....
saturday was a fantastic day/nite....
went to the wellness and then to bills for a swim/hang out... went out to eat at cactus petes... was pretty good... lots of awesome people, bill, erin, jeff, missy, mo, mitch tits, sara, tino, and donny... the hostess was pretty hot... me and jeff just gogged at her the whole nite... after that we went back to erics where the surprise was in full force... i didnt expect anything... well maybe a little dinner surprise but nothing of this nature... i took plenty of shots, jager bombs (2 or 3), i rode on captain morgans boat for a few shots.. ragin red, corona... i was pretty drunk, i dont remember half the stuff i did, i hear i went to CVS... it was really chill. watched taking lives and seen angelina jolies tits... which was good enough for me... now, i am sitting in randys car around 1 or 2 in the morning... just like half a sleep and i open my eyes and theres this nasty ass spanish chick like asking me if i had a phone she could use because her car broke down... and then i look beyond her and i see this fat black dude like in the back round.. i am like what the fuck... so, me being wasted say "i am pretty sure theres a house phone somewhere"... but no, she starts to get pretty naked... and then she starts riding my shit... these mother fuckers got me a stripper!... but not any stripper, she was the stripper from the slums of worcester hell.... she smelt so bad... i could yelling shit like, she fucking stinks... she smelt like ciggerettes and really bad perfume.... i kept saying "someone get her nicorite" "someone get her an umbrella, her vagina is leaking like a svife"... i had to take a twenty dollar bill put it on my lips and she proceded to put her dirty vagina towards the the 20 bill and i had to blow to bill so her vagina could keep the $$$$.. that was awesome in a way where if she was even good looking, it wouldve ruled... people keep giving me money to have her stripp off of my body and at one point, donny gave me a 20$ to have her take out of my pants. but i just pocketed that!... i rule...
all in all, it was a sick nite.... i had no clue that this was happening...
i know only like maybe elyse and maybe jeff will actually read this... but thanks to, eric, missy, bill, jeff, erin, mo, matt gregiore, elyse, kristi, sara, mitch tits, tino, donny, the stripper, the oreo stealer and thanks to liquar for making so rude and awesome towards ugly strippers!!!....
saturday was a fantastic day/nite....
went to the wellness and then to bills for a swim/hang out... went out to eat at cactus petes... was pretty good... lots of awesome people, bill, erin, jeff, missy, mo, mitch tits, sara, tino, and donny... the hostess was pretty hot... me and jeff just gogged at her the whole nite... after that we went back to erics where the surprise was in full force... i didnt expect anything... well maybe a little dinner surprise but nothing of this nature... i took plenty of shots, jager bombs (2 or 3), i rode on captain morgans boat for a few shots.. ragin red, corona... i was pretty drunk, i dont remember half the stuff i did, i hear i went to CVS... it was really chill. watched taking lives and seen angelina jolies tits... which was good enough for me... now, i am sitting in randys car around 1 or 2 in the morning... just like half a sleep and i open my eyes and theres this nasty ass spanish chick like asking me if i had a phone she could use because her car broke down... and then i look beyond her and i see this fat black dude like in the back round.. i am like what the fuck... so, me being wasted say "i am pretty sure theres a house phone somewhere"... but no, she starts to get pretty naked... and then she starts riding my shit... these mother fuckers got me a stripper!... but not any stripper, she was the stripper from the slums of worcester hell.... she smelt so bad... i could yelling shit like, she fucking stinks... she smelt like ciggerettes and really bad perfume.... i kept saying "someone get her nicorite" "someone get her an umbrella, her vagina is leaking like a svife"... i had to take a twenty dollar bill put it on my lips and she proceded to put her dirty vagina towards the the 20 bill and i had to blow to bill so her vagina could keep the $$$$.. that was awesome in a way where if she was even good looking, it wouldve ruled... people keep giving me money to have her stripp off of my body and at one point, donny gave me a 20$ to have her take out of my pants. but i just pocketed that!... i rule...
all in all, it was a sick nite.... i had no clue that this was happening...
i know only like maybe elyse and maybe jeff will actually read this... but thanks to, eric, missy, bill, jeff, erin, mo, matt gregiore, elyse, kristi, sara, mitch tits, tino, donny, the stripper, the oreo stealer and thanks to liquar for making so rude and awesome towards ugly strippers!!!....