The punchlines write themselves
Operator: "911 Emergency Services, what is the nature of your emergency?"
Some New Zealand Guy: "I'm [Real Name] at [Real Address] and I'm being raped by a wombat."
Later...
O: "911 Emergency Services, what is the nature of your emergency?"
SNZG: "This is [Real Name]. I want to withdraw the earlier complaint about being raped by a wombat. He pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian, I'm alright. I didn't hurt my bum at all."
Still later, at trial...
SNZG's Defense: "No, alcohol was most definitely not a problem that day."
source: http://stuff.co.nz/4453980a10.html
Some New Zealand Guy: "I'm [Real Name] at [Real Address] and I'm being raped by a wombat."
Later...
O: "911 Emergency Services, what is the nature of your emergency?"
SNZG: "This is [Real Name]. I want to withdraw the earlier complaint about being raped by a wombat. He pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian, I'm alright. I didn't hurt my bum at all."
Still later, at trial...
SNZG's Defense: "No, alcohol was most definitely not a problem that day."
source: http://stuff.co.nz/4453980a10.html