Look, sir, idiots!
Oneupmanship. Where does it end? First some nutterfuck in Idaho changes his name to Pro-Life, now a yahoo in Illinois wants to change his name to In God We Trust.
STOP THAT. If you make it that easy to laugh at you, it's not as satisfying for the rest of us!
Why don't they just dig up someone who wants to change his name to Jesus H. Christ and be done with it? There, boom, rapture. It's the second coming of Jesus! And he's a shoe salesman! Or a convenience store clerk! Or some dude who works at the local oil change station! Wait... when he is going to take us up into heaven? GET ON THAT RIGHT NOW, your job depends on it, Jesus! Okay, after you finish ringing that lady up. You have to go home and smoke some pot first? Well... all right. You're too tired tonight? Look, you're JESUS H. CHRIST. Rapture us, already! You owe too much money on your credit card? For what?
PORN?!?
Where does it say that in the Bible? Oh... in Corinthians? No it doesn't... wait, you just wrote it in with a red pen? Yeah but... okay, okay, you're Jesus, all right.
Brothers and sisters, we need to go visit the XXX Travaganza shop. Well, because... because... *sigh* Jesus told me so.
STOP THAT. If you make it that easy to laugh at you, it's not as satisfying for the rest of us!
Why don't they just dig up someone who wants to change his name to Jesus H. Christ and be done with it? There, boom, rapture. It's the second coming of Jesus! And he's a shoe salesman! Or a convenience store clerk! Or some dude who works at the local oil change station! Wait... when he is going to take us up into heaven? GET ON THAT RIGHT NOW, your job depends on it, Jesus! Okay, after you finish ringing that lady up. You have to go home and smoke some pot first? Well... all right. You're too tired tonight? Look, you're JESUS H. CHRIST. Rapture us, already! You owe too much money on your credit card? For what?
PORN?!?
Where does it say that in the Bible? Oh... in Corinthians? No it doesn't... wait, you just wrote it in with a red pen? Yeah but... okay, okay, you're Jesus, all right.
Brothers and sisters, we need to go visit the XXX Travaganza shop. Well, because... because... *sigh* Jesus told me so.