I'm stealin memes from etrangere, spammin ur flist.
Italics are me bitching at the person who invented this.
Your Boy Side
[X] You love hoodies Like everyone else on the planet.
[ ] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt as long as I don't like them.
[X] You've played with/against boys on a team. Duh. Gym class, anyone?
[X] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[ ] Played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
[X] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. I loved that fire chief hat. Went everywhere in it.
[X] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (after my time!)
[ ] You watch sports on TV. I don't watch TV, period.
[X] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. "Is", not "are".
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Because, y'know, only boys can do that.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[X] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers.
Total = 10
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[X] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[X] Go to your mom for advice.
[X] You consider cheerleading a sport. It takes that much effort, it's a sport. Period.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[X] You like wearing jewelry.
[X] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars. Chris, you're not a girl anymore.
[X] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[X] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[X] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[X] You wear girl underwear. D-cups generally do.
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid. While wearing the fire chief hat.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 10
So, by extremely-misogynistic-and-also-misandristic-on-the-side-gender-roles definitions, I'm androgynous. You know, almost like a real person. *mildly pissed* Seriously, this is a list of "stereotypical football jock and head cheerleader traits". How can anyone take this seriously?
Your Boy Side
[X] You love hoodies Like everyone else on the planet.
[ ] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt as long as I don't like them.
[X] You've played with/against boys on a team. Duh. Gym class, anyone?
[X] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[ ] Played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
[X] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. I loved that fire chief hat. Went everywhere in it.
[X] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (after my time!)
[ ] You watch sports on TV. I don't watch TV, period.
[X] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. "Is", not "are".
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Because, y'know, only boys can do that.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[X] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers.
Total = 10
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[X] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[X] Go to your mom for advice.
[X] You consider cheerleading a sport. It takes that much effort, it's a sport. Period.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[X] You like wearing jewelry.
[X] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars. Chris, you're not a girl anymore.
[X] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[X] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[X] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[X] You wear girl underwear. D-cups generally do.
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid. While wearing the fire chief hat.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Total = 10
So, by extremely-misogynistic-and-also-misandristic-on-the-side-gender-roles definitions, I'm androgynous. You know, almost like a real person. *mildly pissed* Seriously, this is a list of "stereotypical football jock and head cheerleader traits". How can anyone take this seriously?