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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole exserpens's purse (30 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In January I set rude_not_ginger's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-741 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
cyfor