Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
When the stars were right, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon
ash1977law (65 points). In August, I rescued
yuki_onna from being sacrificed (-200 points). In September, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). Yesterday, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In May, I recruited
southern_pixie as a new cultist (30 points). In February, I fed
thetechyone to a Shoggoth (250 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-755 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Cydrin
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