Boring movies

Oct 01, 2008 19:28

On a scale of 1-10, being 1: Terrible, 2: Horrible, 3: No good, 4: Very bad, 5: Bad, 6: OK, 7: Good, 8: Great, 9: Excellent, and 10: Perfect; i recently wasted hours of my life on watching these two movies:

The Astronaut's Wife: 5.0/10

Notable characters:
Borderline chick who acts like the mouth-breather from Jeepers Creepers.
Hysterical black NASA guy who got fired like a 9/11 liar.

Notable acts:
Lots of mouth close-ups and inappropriate touching.

Watch if:
You loved Signs.

Recommended alternative:
Solaris.

Patlabor 2: 4.3/10

Appleseed is just as depressing and slightly more interesting.

Didn't Bandai pay for the Power Rangers as well? Those are better.

If you want good animation with the same theme but action instead of boring birds, watch Ghost in the Shell.

movies, bullshit radar

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