My butt hurts.........
OK TODAY officially sucked my taint, I had a four ton bottle jack slip and crack me in the knee cap, I had a 4 story stair tower collapse and drop about a foot and a half, while I was about 2 feet from it trying to shore it up. CAn we say "shit my pants"? Ummm I left work and on my way home stopped to ship kims mom xmas gifts and some mother FUCKER CUNT sucking piece of shit asshole infected twat hair!!!!!! Ran into Lucy my PT crushing the tail light, pushing the bumper down and away and totaly fuckin the side panel and rear hatch.... then they just fucking slip away undetected. hit and run mother fuckers. Then I get home after all this crap pissed off and aching to find our one and only toilet in a turdtacular fiasco. Ronan flushed a bunch of toilet paper like the whole roll and the toilet paper holder down and I think the cardboard tube got stuck in the trap so foam drano and hot water and plunging finally cleared it after an hour of trying.
So now in the morn I gotta go get a rental car, progressive is towing our car to get it fixed and we are out the deductible $250 and the cost of the rental car. MERRY SPANKING CHRISTMAS I need a bumper sticker that says "just pour some kerosene in my ass before ya fuck me next time stranger" and a big smily face=D...............
On a high note we decided to bundle the kiddos and walk to Panera bread by lake Eola bout two blocks from home, we had great soup and bread then decided to walk the kiddos all the way around the Park to look at the lights. It was nice chilly and relaxing after such a shitte day. so I am now off for coffee and a smoke.
So now in the morn I gotta go get a rental car, progressive is towing our car to get it fixed and we are out the deductible $250 and the cost of the rental car. MERRY SPANKING CHRISTMAS I need a bumper sticker that says "just pour some kerosene in my ass before ya fuck me next time stranger" and a big smily face=D...............
On a high note we decided to bundle the kiddos and walk to Panera bread by lake Eola bout two blocks from home, we had great soup and bread then decided to walk the kiddos all the way around the Park to look at the lights. It was nice chilly and relaxing after such a shitte day. so I am now off for coffee and a smoke.