Jan 18, 2007 10:33
What ever happened to good old fashioned email? Oh yeah Blogs happened
In my email today I had the following headings for emails so pathetic, so I added commentary after each one=) it makes me wanna punch a monkey.
Job Openings in Your Area!!! WOOHOO JOBS ARE GOOOOOD!
SIT FRONT ROW AT ANY CONCERT! REALLY? TELL ME MORE tell me more
Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!!!
Depot Winning Voucher Home Depot Voucher WINNER!!! OH MY GOD I WON!!!!!!!!!!
Pet_Products Pet_Products GET FREE PET FOOD FOR A YEAR! FREE PET FOOD ZIPPIDEE DOO.
Hot Sexy Black Singles!!! OH YEAH NO MORE dirty HOOKERS FOR ME!!
eBay Workers Needed!!! eBay Workers Needed!!! I LIKE EBAY!!!!!!!
Get $1500 in your bank account IN ONE HOUR Notice: Regarding Your $1500 Deposit!!!
FREE MONEY?
Love Access, meet amazing singles in New Orleans!!! I KNOW PLENTY OF SINGLE PEOPLE IN NEW ORLEANS ALREADY
Scholarship Awards Time is running out to apply for a $10,000 scholarship. ? but I am not in school!
Alice Fry Gain Up To 3+ Full Inches In Length 3 whole inches!! WHO? is alice fry and why does she wanna give me three inches?
What do you do in the face of injustice? LAUGH AND GRAB MY ANKLES!
Amazing SmartPhone Get the latest apple iphone - see offer for details. I like my phone it isn't a Iphone but I dig it.
Ok I am done 2007 sucks so far and it has only been 18days SHIT !!!!!! 347 more days to go.