Memes in tables!
Taken from psykokandy.
Click here to post your own answers for this meme.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (But I'm not telling!)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (False! ...I just don't watch anything regularly.)
✓ I own lots of books. ((trick question))
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Around the right people.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I do carry around a can of dog spray though, sowatchout!)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Can't think of anything offhand.)
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (...about the leprechauns in my office. Or the ones who work in payroll.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. ((another trick question!))
× I love sushi. (Sushi's OK.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Only when I'm very caffeinated and talking about books.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Canada)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Only to comedic effect or with laden sarcasm.)
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (I play a mean triangle.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (My work has ruined any kind of pleasure I might experience from phone conversation.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Only on my days off.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Seriously.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (An idealized prospect of wee ones, in a very distant future, comforts me in a completely abstract way.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Who doesn't?)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Damn close, though.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Not really.)
✓ I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends. (er...)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think Halloween should be celebrated with human sacrifice.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (As happy as I ever am at work.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. (I know enough not say I'm either a Democrat or a Republican.)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. (I rarely study for tests.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I don't have shoelaces.)
✓ I can work on a car. (But I'd rather work inside and protected from the elements. Who made up these questions?)
× I love my job(s). (My job is OK. For now.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge. (Not unless you count short decorative ones.)
✓ I love sea turtles. (Who doesn't?)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (In my more determined moments. Otherwise it's more of a "hope" than a "plan".)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Didn't I already mention the triangle?)
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state. (Yes. I went to college in a province.)
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (What?! ...I've cried from throwing up too much-- does that count?)
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Another trick question. Intentionality's a tough nut to crack.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Because they're usually living in a different country or on a different continent.)
× I adore bright colours. (I like solids and earth tones.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep. (Now how am I supposed to know that?)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Sure, if I had the money.)
✓ I'm an artist. (Why not?)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. (I have a small mouth and my lower jaw is all crooked because of crowding. No cavities though!)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (I wouldn't categorize it as "too much", but I do spend more time on the computer, yes.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Or if they did, it was behind my back!)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Titanic, anyone? Oh wait I cried because it was a BAD movie, my mistake. XD)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (er?)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Often.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (I don't own a scale. I could see myself doing this for fun, though, and then running out of the bathroom yelling: "I just squeezed out a 10-pounder!")
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Usually books, but also movies, video games, and comicbooks.)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (The first step is acceptance.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (I like to think I've had all the drama sucked out of me because if past drama (although sometimes I think it was my will to live).)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Not since I moved out. Now I can't help but think how handy he'd be everytime something breaks down.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (This is an untested theory.)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Honestly, anything that is a written form has already been interpreted by the writer, and thus is an IMPRESSION-- I would posit that, unless you're reading a tour guide, "reading fact" is a contradiction.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Regularly.)
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Usually my keys.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (This happens if I've worked more than five consecutive days.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (This is the coolest question evar.)
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Oh wait, that's because I don't drive.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (At least. I even carried around a dog-eared copy of Kerouac's "On the Road".)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I'd be interested in trying, though.)
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (wtf?)
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (I would like to create the babies of Stephen Hawking and Selma Hayek in a petrie dish. I would bang Ms. Hayek, but I would use protection. ^^ Stephen, sadly, is SOL.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (ew.)
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Does the bathtub count?)
✓ I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Rarely.)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (...)
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Usually by accident. (...wait, you're thinking, that doesn't make sense...HA!))
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (Another untested theory.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I don't drink espresso and I rarely go to Starbucks. Instead I get plain Joe in a BIG GULP.)
Click here to post your own answers for this meme.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (But I'm not telling!)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (False! ...I just don't watch anything regularly.)
✓ I own lots of books. ((trick question))
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Around the right people.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I do carry around a can of dog spray though, sowatchout!)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Can't think of anything offhand.)
× I hate the rain. (I love the rain.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (...about the leprechauns in my office. Or the ones who work in payroll.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now. ((another trick question!))
× I love sushi. (Sushi's OK.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Only when I'm very caffeinated and talking about books.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Canada)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Only to comedic effect or with laden sarcasm.)
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (I play a mean triangle.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (My work has ruined any kind of pleasure I might experience from phone conversation.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Only on my days off.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Seriously.)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (An idealized prospect of wee ones, in a very distant future, comforts me in a completely abstract way.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Who doesn't?)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Damn close, though.)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Not really.)
✓ I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends. (er...)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think Halloween should be celebrated with human sacrifice.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (As happy as I ever am at work.)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. (I know enough not say I'm either a Democrat or a Republican.)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. (I rarely study for tests.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I don't have shoelaces.)
✓ I can work on a car. (But I'd rather work inside and protected from the elements. Who made up these questions?)
× I love my job(s). (My job is OK. For now.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge. (Not unless you count short decorative ones.)
✓ I love sea turtles. (Who doesn't?)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (In my more determined moments. Otherwise it's more of a "hope" than a "plan".)
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Didn't I already mention the triangle?)
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state. (Yes. I went to college in a province.)
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much. (What?! ...I've cried from throwing up too much-- does that count?)
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Another trick question. Intentionality's a tough nut to crack.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (Because they're usually living in a different country or on a different continent.)
× I adore bright colours. (I like solids and earth tones.)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep. (Now how am I supposed to know that?)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Sure, if I had the money.)
✓ I'm an artist. (Why not?)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
✓ I have terrible teeth. (I have a small mouth and my lower jaw is all crooked because of crowding. No cavities though!)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (I wouldn't categorize it as "too much", but I do spend more time on the computer, yes.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (Or if they did, it was behind my back!)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Titanic, anyone? Oh wait I cried because it was a BAD movie, my mistake. XD)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (er?)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Often.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (I don't own a scale. I could see myself doing this for fun, though, and then running out of the bathroom yelling: "I just squeezed out a 10-pounder!")
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Usually books, but also movies, video games, and comicbooks.)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (The first step is acceptance.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (I like to think I've had all the drama sucked out of me because if past drama (although sometimes I think it was my will to live).)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Not since I moved out. Now I can't help but think how handy he'd be everytime something breaks down.)
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (This is an untested theory.)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Honestly, anything that is a written form has already been interpreted by the writer, and thus is an IMPRESSION-- I would posit that, unless you're reading a tour guide, "reading fact" is a contradiction.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Regularly.)
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Usually my keys.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (This happens if I've worked more than five consecutive days.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (This is the coolest question evar.)
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Oh wait, that's because I don't drive.)
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (At least. I even carried around a dog-eared copy of Kerouac's "On the Road".)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (I'd be interested in trying, though.)
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (wtf?)
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (I would like to create the babies of Stephen Hawking and Selma Hayek in a petrie dish. I would bang Ms. Hayek, but I would use protection. ^^ Stephen, sadly, is SOL.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (ew.)
× I've gone skinny-dipping. (Does the bathtub count?)
✓ I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Rarely.)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (...)
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Usually by accident. (...wait, you're thinking, that doesn't make sense...HA!))
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (Another untested theory.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I don't drink espresso and I rarely go to Starbucks. Instead I get plain Joe in a BIG GULP.)