Dude. What the fuck?
Dear annoying teenager,
I don't care that you're calling the house during school hours. I really don't. You can do whatever you damn well like with your time. What I do care about is that you're calling the house line asking for my brother, who is at school right now. Yes, he's notorious for not completing a full day of school, and yes, it would not be surprising for him to come home any second and call you, completely unaware that you tried to call him a few minutes ago, but seeing as how you're probably 15 or 16, just fucking assume that my 15 year old brother won't be home until 3:00 like the rest of the teenage world.
Seriously.
I don't care that you're calling the house during school hours. I really don't. You can do whatever you damn well like with your time. What I do care about is that you're calling the house line asking for my brother, who is at school right now. Yes, he's notorious for not completing a full day of school, and yes, it would not be surprising for him to come home any second and call you, completely unaware that you tried to call him a few minutes ago, but seeing as how you're probably 15 or 16, just fucking assume that my 15 year old brother won't be home until 3:00 like the rest of the teenage world.
Seriously.