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man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
>The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.
>The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! "Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
>The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."
>So the bartender rubs the lamp & suddenly there's a gust of smoke & a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish. Just one wish each person is only allowed one!"
>The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says "I want a million bucks" A few moments later a duck walks in the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. pretty soon the entire bar is filled with ducks & they keep coming!
>The bartender turns to the man & says "Y'know,I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks not a million ducks."
>"Tell me about it!!" says the man, "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist!
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>The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.
>The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! "Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
>The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."
>So the bartender rubs the lamp & suddenly there's a gust of smoke & a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish. Just one wish each person is only allowed one!"
>The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says "I want a million bucks" A few moments later a duck walks in the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. pretty soon the entire bar is filled with ducks & they keep coming!
>The bartender turns to the man & says "Y'know,I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks not a million ducks."
>"Tell me about it!!" says the man, "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist!
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