Cutesy poems
I got these in the mail, some of them made me laugh lol so here you go!
POEM # 1
> > >I like your style
> > >I like your class
> > >but most of all i like your ass
> > >
> > >POEM # 2
> > >Im a cool girl, in a cool town
> > >it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
> > >
> > >POEM # 3
> > >Kissing is a habit
> > >Fucking is a game
> > >Guys get all the pleasure
> > >Girls get all the pain
> > >The guy says i love you
> > >You believe its true
> > >But when your tummy starts to swell,
> > >He says 'to hell with you'
> > >10 minutes of pleasure
> > >9 months in pain
> > >3 days in hospital
> > >A baby without a name
> > >The baby is a bastard
> > >The mother is a whore
> > >This never wouldn't have happened
> > >If the rubber wouldn't have torn
> > >
> > >POEM # 4
> > >Guys are like roses,
> > >Watch out for the pricks.
> > >
> > >POEM # 5
> > >Smoke a smoke
> > >Not a butt
> > >Fuck a virgin
> > >Not a slut.
> > >
> > >POEM # 6
> > >Sex is bad
> > >Sex is a sin
> > >Sins are forgiven
> > >So stick it in.
> > >
> > >POEM # 7
> > >Holy mother, full of grace
> > >Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
> > >Bless his hair that tends to curl
> > >Keep him safe from all the girls
> > >Bless his arms that are so strong
> > >Keep his hands where they belong
> > >Bless his dick, the one i sucked
> > >Bless the bed, in which we fucked
> > >And if my Mom happened to walk in
> > >Bless the shit I'd be in.
> > >
> > >POEM # 8
> > >Sex is when a guys communication
> > >enters a girls information
> > >to increase the population
> > >for a younger generation
> > >do you get the information...
> > >or do you need a demonstration
> > >
> > >POEM # 9
> > >Men are like public toilets
> > >They are either engaged or full of shit!
> > >
> > >POEM # 10
> > >If guys had they periods
> > >They would compare the size of their tampons!
> > >
> > >POEM # 11
> > >Mental anxiety,
> > >Mental breakdowns,
> > >Menstrual cramps,
> > >Menopause...
> > >Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!
> > >
> > >POEM # 12
> > >Roses are red,
> > >Violets are corny,
> > >When I think of you
> > >Ohh baby I get horny,
> > >Eat me,
> > >Beat me,
> > >Bite me,
> > >Blow me,
> > >Suck me,
> > >Fuck me,
> > >Very slowly,
> > >if you kiss me,
> > >dont be sassy,
> > >Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!
> > >
> > >Poem #13
> > >Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
> > >I'm In Love But Not With You...
> > >When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
> > >But All It Was...
> > >Was Another Guy,
> > >You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
> > >I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...
> > >I Said I Loved You
> > >And You Thought It Was True,
> > >But Guess What Baby?!
> > >You Got Played Too!!
> > >
> > >Poem #14
> > >Guys are like parking spots...
> > >the good ones are always taken...
> > >and the ones that are available,
> > >are either handicapped or too far away!!
Yay lol ttyl!! i gotta go eat
POEM # 1
> > >I like your style
> > >I like your class
> > >but most of all i like your ass
> > >
> > >POEM # 2
> > >Im a cool girl, in a cool town
> > >it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
> > >
> > >POEM # 3
> > >Kissing is a habit
> > >Fucking is a game
> > >Guys get all the pleasure
> > >Girls get all the pain
> > >The guy says i love you
> > >You believe its true
> > >But when your tummy starts to swell,
> > >He says 'to hell with you'
> > >10 minutes of pleasure
> > >9 months in pain
> > >3 days in hospital
> > >A baby without a name
> > >The baby is a bastard
> > >The mother is a whore
> > >This never wouldn't have happened
> > >If the rubber wouldn't have torn
> > >
> > >POEM # 4
> > >Guys are like roses,
> > >Watch out for the pricks.
> > >
> > >POEM # 5
> > >Smoke a smoke
> > >Not a butt
> > >Fuck a virgin
> > >Not a slut.
> > >
> > >POEM # 6
> > >Sex is bad
> > >Sex is a sin
> > >Sins are forgiven
> > >So stick it in.
> > >
> > >POEM # 7
> > >Holy mother, full of grace
> > >Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
> > >Bless his hair that tends to curl
> > >Keep him safe from all the girls
> > >Bless his arms that are so strong
> > >Keep his hands where they belong
> > >Bless his dick, the one i sucked
> > >Bless the bed, in which we fucked
> > >And if my Mom happened to walk in
> > >Bless the shit I'd be in.
> > >
> > >POEM # 8
> > >Sex is when a guys communication
> > >enters a girls information
> > >to increase the population
> > >for a younger generation
> > >do you get the information...
> > >or do you need a demonstration
> > >
> > >POEM # 9
> > >Men are like public toilets
> > >They are either engaged or full of shit!
> > >
> > >POEM # 10
> > >If guys had they periods
> > >They would compare the size of their tampons!
> > >
> > >POEM # 11
> > >Mental anxiety,
> > >Mental breakdowns,
> > >Menstrual cramps,
> > >Menopause...
> > >Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!
> > >
> > >POEM # 12
> > >Roses are red,
> > >Violets are corny,
> > >When I think of you
> > >Ohh baby I get horny,
> > >Eat me,
> > >Beat me,
> > >Bite me,
> > >Blow me,
> > >Suck me,
> > >Fuck me,
> > >Very slowly,
> > >if you kiss me,
> > >dont be sassy,
> > >Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!
> > >
> > >Poem #13
> > >Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
> > >I'm In Love But Not With You...
> > >When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
> > >But All It Was...
> > >Was Another Guy,
> > >You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
> > >I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...
> > >I Said I Loved You
> > >And You Thought It Was True,
> > >But Guess What Baby?!
> > >You Got Played Too!!
> > >
> > >Poem #14
> > >Guys are like parking spots...
> > >the good ones are always taken...
> > >and the ones that are available,
> > >are either handicapped or too far away!!
Yay lol ttyl!! i gotta go eat