10 People Better Than Zapp Brannigan

[cyberelric]

1. Alphonse Elric

2. Winry Rockbell

3. Naoto Shirogane

4. Kanji Tatsumi

5. Josh Preston

6. Zuko

7. Temperance Brennan

8. Spain

9. Eris, the evil goddess

10. Everyone who's name is NOT Zapp Brannigan, even Envy.

You know, you're right Brannigan, these lists are pretty fun.

Comments

[bittervictor]

I made it to number 5 already? Awesome.

[cyberelric]

Haha of course Josh! Family first though, sorry. Think they'd be insulted if I left them off of it.

[bittervictor]

No worries.

[cyberelric]

Besides, everyone is better than this jerk. And he insulted Winry.

[bittervictor]

The Devils gift to women, huh?

[cyberelric]

Something like that. Nobody insults Winry and gets away with it. If he does it again, I will go over there and give him a knuckle sandwich and not the soft one either.

[bittervictor]

How in Christ's name he got to be a Captain is a great mystery of the universe.

-Snicker-

[cyberelric]

Yeah really, it'd take a lot of research to figure that out. He also has no idea how anything works, he thinks his entire fleet would come to take me out. Like any military would waste resources like that.