May 28, 2004 18:37
Today was not a really eventful day until I called carlton...
I said "hey Carlton im bored, come pick me up!"
He said"Yeah, I would but i have a eye appointment"
So he decided he'd take me....Carlton just got his license 2 days ago so its real fun ...i don't know just being in the car and knowing ur friend is driving...I thought I was gonna go sit and watch his get his appointment over with but he never had the appointment...Well carlton came to my house and picked me up we drove to Wal-mart because thats where his eye doctor is...Well we get into the Wal-mart parking lot we finally find a spot and w pull in (i was just sitting there being quiet sending text messages) All of a sudden I hear a loud bang...I was like WHAT THE HELL? I thought we had run over somehting...come to find out carlton had plowed into the parked car...or should I say truck to the right of the car...Carlton freaked...inside...I know he was thinking of leaving...I told him not to...because I mean their were six people around him and I didn't want him to do the wrong thing..i mean lets look at what we got here...keep ur license...or get caught because he would have and get sent to jail and lose his License...Yep so all of a sudden to throw attention off of us i pretended like i was on the phone.. i was talking obnoxiously loud....pretending i was talking to my mom saying hey MOM carlton just hit a car...What!...yeah i know i am gonna call the police...im not trying to go to jail...im gonna call the police i'll call you back when they get here okay...themmm still watching i was like fuck what now..so i pretended to call the police saying yes...I'd like to report an accident at the Wal-mart at 1604...people started leaving...but not this one broke ass van...i didn't know what to do...and then they left..for security...I was like fuck! so the guy...this fat ass rent a cop...and you could tell he was excited to I mean...not a lot of shit happen in the parking lot of Wal-mart he was like YES finally I get to do police work! So he said..."yeah, I heard You hit this truck...I told him...that what it look like doesnt it! He said "well yeah I mean you know I have to fill out a report right...and I said...what exactly re u waiting for? (i mean what? bribe money...)that didn't really happen the smart talking (I was thinking it though :) so yeah...he fills out the report...the guy whos truck we hit comes up to the truck (the owner) Wait...lemme say one thing real quick...He had two daughter i'd say they were about...6-7..anyway they were screaming and hitting eacother...I was like great I bet he is having a great day! This is all he needs right? Well he was real kind...I was like...wow...I'd be pissed if some black kid hit my caR! It was hot outside too. Well They get talking and the rent-a-cop suggests that we could do this personally or call the cops and have them fill out a report...So of course the guy calls the cops I mean...I wouldnt trust this kid...and lets be real the dent was huge...I dont know what carlton was thinking...then again he had just learned how to drive a stick..and they suck...right? Mean While back at the ranch and don't let me forget to mention the 2 day wait....(I'm over exagerating...more like...umm...45 minutes) keep in mind its hot and humid outside so the more this guy is waiting the more pissed off he starts getting...I imagine He probably thinking...great all this food I got...and he did have a good amount of groceries...Is going bad as we wait for the cops...Not to mention his 2 girls were getting hot and fighting...I mean he must have reached in the car and smacked them on more than one occasion...Never-the-less the cop showed up...I was thinking, well nice of you to join us fucker...then get this! he had the nearve to say..."woo buddy it's sure hott today" I was like "yeah try standing out here for an hour SLut....damn!" Well he filled out the report...took his sweeeeeeet ass time while carlton still had the eye appointment...all the time this process was on i was assuring carlton everything was gonna be fine...and atleast we didnt get hit while we were driving...and how im here for him...cuz I am...or was..."there" that is ;) ...All the while throwing in random comments like...like when he would breathe out heavely...resulting in him thinking about the situation...I would call to his attention..."carlton does my hair look okay?" or "Want some candy?" or "So I saw the virgin mary in bath & body works" or "What if god was a sock?"...Hey they worked! I don't like being in scared situations like that...so I thought I'd help someone get out of it...I don't quite know if he was paying attention though...because every time i saw a car i said "that would be funny if they ran into that car" Not funny right? well he laughed everytime...hah....Hm....Well back to the story...the Cop finally left...Carlton being the polite (always) guy he was always said "yes sir" and then concluded the visit with the cop with...Thank you...The victim however blew off carlton at first...Then got into his car and said thank you to carlton...While we were leaving to go tell the eye doctor we were late i waved to the guy/victim...(useless info) we went inside and after sitting there for about 10 mins we decided (or carlton) that maybe he should reschedule...Carlton called someone..I think his dad to check in maybe...However his dad had already called and it was a long time to be spending at the eye doc...So we started for the truck that carlton drove...I got in laughing about how this was gonna be on my live journal...We were pulling out and carlton froze up...he was to nervous to drive...I mean...he had just hit a car right next to him...I offered making a sign that said please don't park by me I just rammed a parking car not to long ago...however, there was a new car on eachside of him...(one being a 2003 explorer) hah! so I suppose I'd be nervous 2...His reverse is a bit..well jacked up...and he was backing out like two inches a minute...I told him to calm down...nothing bad was gonna happen...he finally started to back it out normally when the first thing I see is this black man...I thought to myself, "boy does he look familiar" Maybe to familiar being that the man was CARLTON'S DAD! Let me explain something to you...as I told you before carlton had just got his license two days ago...His father spcifically told him...you WILL wait till next school year untill you have people riding in the car with you...Carlton agreed...well there i am sitting in the car...rather than me being nervous I started laughing...I was like holy shit this is perfect! I mean nothing like that has ever happend to me before...and I mean carltons dad is a bid dude! so I was like...time to get the HELL outa here...I walked straight from the truck into Wal-mart called my brother...who threewayed my mother on my grandmothers cell phone (haha) well anyway she came and picked me up...yeah my brother is my opperator...I left carlton out there..I mean I felt bad...but he was the first person I called with the dollar I had...I called his cell phone and left a message saying i had a ride home and I hoped he was okay! then I called my brother...do u know how god damn hard it is to get change in Wal-mart? okay...well yes...thats what happend...it was fun...and the rest of my day was pretty ordinary...while waiting in the walmart lobby with the old guy that greets people and gives them baskets...I looked at the "missing" signs and leaned up against a van shaped car that moved or should I say rocked for wards and back wards when you put a quarter in it...You don't know how many kids cried because their parents wouldnt stop for 20 seconds of their lives and 25 cents outa their pocket just so their kid would be happy...I hate thoes parents...oh by the way i found 3 quarters and a dime in pocket and I bought Starburst...creme flavored...and pelucas..liquid lucas which doesnt taste good and its horrible for ur teeth..but I ate it anyway...I found myself checking if carlton was still there...and he was...just parked there I dont know if they were waiting for me or carltons mom was coming to get the other car...Im not sure...but yeah...finally my mom came...and we went to go get gas...I told her the whole story...then we went to denny's and I ate an ultimate omelette...yum...then I went with my grandfather to drop a "sea-doo" (never got the meaning of that) off at my aunt kims house... Then I came home...talked on the phone...and now im here...Fun stuff...and now I am waiting for carlton to call me with info on what happend...I was comming up with things to tell him father that would get carlton out of trouble wanna hear it? Im gonna tell you anyway...I was going to tell his father that my mother drove me to Walmart and I remembered that it was her birthday and I had money with me...so I bought her a present...well I saw carlton and walked up to him in his bad situation I stayed with him then went into walmart and came back to carlton with the present asking him if he would please take me home because I wanted to surprise my mother...After fighting carlton agreed and told me that if his parents found out he was going to get in trouble...when we finally pulled out we met up with you and I had to return the present and go home with my mom..because she was still in the store...What do you guys think? HmMm...Well im still thinking...and thats the best one yet...well im gonna go eat...Later...hey maybe I should sue carlton...hah...