(no subject)
A man, athiest is wondering through the woods. Along comes the biggest bear you can imagine. The man runs. Bear follows. The man trips, rolls over, and the bear is standing above him. The bear holds him with one paw, and the other paw raises as its about to hit the guy. The guy claims, "Oh my God!". Suddenly, time stops. Bear pauses, woods are completly silent. A light shines through the clouds, and a voice appears. "All these years, you deny my existance, and here you are now, asking for me to help?". The guy responds back, "it would be hyprocritical of me to ask you for help, but make the bear a Christian." Noise continues, the bear puts his paws together and prays as he's about to have his dinner.