Sooo I am Jerry...
My score on The your SEINFELD identity Test:
Jerry
(You scored 63% Harsh, 79% Kavorka, 47% Sarcastic)
This test measured 3 variables.
First it measured how harsh you were. By harshness I don't mean whether I think you are going to kill somebody, but whether you are a lollipop and happiness person, or a "shit happens" type of person.
Second it measured how much Kavorka you have. Technically Kavorka is the Latvian word for "the lure of the animal." According to Seinfeld at least. In my test it measured your ability to lure men or women and to a lesser degree how social you are.
Third it measured how sarcastic/cynical you are. Some characters like Jerry are very sarcastic while the Soup Nazi is much less so. It can be difficult to accurately measure sarcasm in a written test.
You scored high in harshness, high in Kavorka, and high in sarcasm. Don't get fooled by your high harshness. In combination with high sarcasm that probably means you have above average intelligence and have a more sophisticated sense of humor. You seem to have plenty of Kavorka. Other people are magnetically drawn to you...you are very well liked.
So why Jerry? Well you both seem to be witty sarcastic people. You are always ready with that clever retort and you realize that sometimes humor means offending people. You also seem to share Jerry's dating powers. Although Jerry might not be able to find the right one, he is always able to find another good looking woman. Your score on this test indicates that is true for you too, however the fact that you are on here suggests that might not be the case.
Well, you may not have a famous streak of days without throwing up, and you may not have a wacky neighbor, but otherwise you are... Jerry Seinfeld.
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