human race
People are stupid. Mostly men. Why can't they just see people for who they are and have that be enough? We're in the final days of 2004 and I hate myself 10x more than I did one year ago. Why is that? The residual temporary self-esteem boost of hotness left over from Ithaca burnt out in about two days.
People are shallow. And they suck. And I hope everyone who's prettier than me who doesn't find me cute dies horrible so I can rule over those more ugly than I. So ladies, if I have my way, it'll be Danny Bonaduce and I left. Choose wisely.
For real though. Can I not be so hideous? My New Years Resolution is to win the lottery and have a construction crew get to work on my body. I would be the ultimate Swan.
As part of my ongoing effort to improve my appearance by alternative means of public humiliation, I will be posting my daily food intake, hours of sleep, and what I do at the gym, if I go. That way, if I'm eating badly, not sleeping enough (when I can), and not working out enough, people can judge and yell at me. I tried it once before, in Ithaca, and it actually worked out.
Starting tomorrow.
People are shallow. And they suck. And I hope everyone who's prettier than me who doesn't find me cute dies horrible so I can rule over those more ugly than I. So ladies, if I have my way, it'll be Danny Bonaduce and I left. Choose wisely.
For real though. Can I not be so hideous? My New Years Resolution is to win the lottery and have a construction crew get to work on my body. I would be the ultimate Swan.
As part of my ongoing effort to improve my appearance by alternative means of public humiliation, I will be posting my daily food intake, hours of sleep, and what I do at the gym, if I go. That way, if I'm eating badly, not sleeping enough (when I can), and not working out enough, people can judge and yell at me. I tried it once before, in Ithaca, and it actually worked out.
Starting tomorrow.