Montezuma gets his revenge...on delicious fruit chews.
Bored at work, so a few pop culture bites are in order.
a) I just got back from the store, where I purchased a Diet Pepsi and a pack of "Baja California" Starburst Fruit Chews. I opened the pack and the first flavor I came across was something called "Aztec Punch." Three things instantly popped into my mind. 1) What the fuck is "Aztec Punch?" 2) This is the same exact flavor as the Fruit Punch Chew that used to come in the Baja California pack, so why did the folks over at Starburst go out of their way to rename it "Aztec Punch?" 3) Since when did the Aztecs live anywhere near the Baja Peninsula? Anyone got answers for me?
b) Looks like Spidey's gonna be a daddy.
c) Chuck Klosterman is a fucking tool, and so is this douchebag who writes for the Boulder Weekly.
a) I just got back from the store, where I purchased a Diet Pepsi and a pack of "Baja California" Starburst Fruit Chews. I opened the pack and the first flavor I came across was something called "Aztec Punch." Three things instantly popped into my mind. 1) What the fuck is "Aztec Punch?" 2) This is the same exact flavor as the Fruit Punch Chew that used to come in the Baja California pack, so why did the folks over at Starburst go out of their way to rename it "Aztec Punch?" 3) Since when did the Aztecs live anywhere near the Baja Peninsula? Anyone got answers for me?
b) Looks like Spidey's gonna be a daddy.
c) Chuck Klosterman is a fucking tool, and so is this douchebag who writes for the Boulder Weekly.