Dear Bookstores Within a 20 Mile Radius

[cyanwitch]

Please to be carrying my book so that I can get it, read the chapters, and go to bed. And please to be un-failing at your "in-stock" listing, because this is the third one that I've tried that you SAID you had it in stock but then you emailed me back saying you didn't really have them.

And Sniper from FE.
You may have criticalled Gordin with a one percent chance, but I killed you the next time around. No. Love. At. All.