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[cyansteel]

Dear Fido

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[davew0071]

deEar Stayce.

Shur,, i can. hOwz tihs

To Who mitt mae Consurnn..:

SPeeknig as acat I reckomennd staecy tailer too goto vet skul. eVenn tho she tennds too deflaete cats a littel to mutch, she givs gud skrichs and im' all abowt teh skrithces. So she wud maek a gud vetinayrein.

Thnak yu for yur atttenshin too tihs madder.

lov,
Fido

[barbt]

"deflates cats"? Ha. Every time she asks for a pet, she wants a kitty. Just because she is nice to dogs and bunnies too, doesn't mean cats aren't #1.

Also, I agree about the skritches.

[barbt]

And hampsters. She is nice to hampsters, too.

[cyansteel]

Thank you Fido, that is the best letter I've ever seen. I'm going to print it out and hang it above my bed so that everyone can read your wonderful words.

[heart1e55m00mba]

LOLZ.