Nursery rhymes
Ever noticed how violent nursery rhymes are?
This ones my particular favourite.
Goosey, goosey, gander,
Whither shall I wander?
Upstairs, and downstairs,
And in my lady's chamber.
There I met an old man
Who wouldn't say his prayers!
I took him by the left leg
And threw him down the stairs.
The stairs went CRACK
And broke his little back
And all the little geese went
"QUACK, QUACK, QUACK"
yeah, Old pedophilic men wondering around young womens chambers
Not to mention those satanic Geese. I can imagine it now, the old man crippled at the foot of the stairs And the Geese closing in with their mocking quacks of laughter.
All pretty nasty stuff.
Not to mention the fact that i got attacked by geese at an early age.
Coincidence?
I think not.
Look how sinister this one particular Goose looks with its beady little eyes.
Pure terror.
This ones my particular favourite.
Goosey, goosey, gander,
Whither shall I wander?
Upstairs, and downstairs,
And in my lady's chamber.
There I met an old man
Who wouldn't say his prayers!
I took him by the left leg
And threw him down the stairs.
The stairs went CRACK
And broke his little back
And all the little geese went
"QUACK, QUACK, QUACK"
yeah, Old pedophilic men wondering around young womens chambers
Not to mention those satanic Geese. I can imagine it now, the old man crippled at the foot of the stairs And the Geese closing in with their mocking quacks of laughter.
All pretty nasty stuff.
Not to mention the fact that i got attacked by geese at an early age.
Coincidence?
I think not.
Look how sinister this one particular Goose looks with its beady little eyes.
Pure terror.