We interrupt your day for randomness

[cyanideteacup]

Grandmother: You never wear any of the shirts I get you.

Me: They're all red.

Grandmother: And...?

Brain: DON'T SAY IT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!

Mouth: *Ignores Brain* I watch Star Trek. I know what happens to the one in the red shirt.

Grandmother:....

Brain: *Quietly goes off to get drunk in a corner*