Invasion of the Moths Day One. In free flow thought

Jun 09, 2009 12:36

Where the hell has my ADD gone, because this is getting creepy in playing Bejweled nonstop for two da-what the shit just hit my head. I'm being attacked in my own goddamn room and it's still in my. Oh ew moth in hair getit out now. My god they're coming in through the god damn vents. Must get to car somehow for work. NINJA ASS INTO CAR. Eat that mothra's advance troops. Crap moths to the left and moths to the right, and a flock of opportunistic birds in windshield crashing center. FUUUUUUCK. Swerve, dodge, get to work without crashing. Watch bad PSA videos for meeting while keeping from eating moth if mouth is open. NINJA FLY TO CAR. dodge game again. Swerve barely into garage and solid snake my way into house.

ARGH they're still getting in and vent blocking has failed with a capitol F. Oh god it's not even lunch time yet. Must figure out how to telepathically send white flag and broach issues and terms of partner slash minion ship to motherfucking Mothra so as to be able to drink tea without fear of kamikaza baby mothras going into tea.

Please cease and desist moth invasion. I will gladly join your side. I need to move to a moth free state or something god.

invaaaassssiiiiooooonnnnn, rl

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