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Dear crazies who I deliberately forgot to ask what sect of Christianity you were,
What the shit is wrong with you? I do not need to convert to your side of the sandbox here. Wait, you're one of those ones who think Roman Catholics are not true Christians aren't you? That's why you gave me that horrified look when I made some excuse about liking my Church and not wanting to explain to the Father why I wanted to leave the fold. Dude, we worship the same Imaginary Friend here, you are preaching to the wrong type of 'heathen' and just for this and the whole "You're going to hell for wearing the garb of men" shit you did at my work pants I'm going to go out of my way to use Happy Holidays in your hearing all winter long. Especially as you seem eager to stake out that corner near the Wal-Mart to preach.
Signed,
Irritable Catholic Phish
Also, I did a killer 180 in the drive way on accident in my car. Granted it was the two inch thick ice coating the drive way as I left for work, but in hindsight that was awesome shit.
What the shit is wrong with you? I do not need to convert to your side of the sandbox here. Wait, you're one of those ones who think Roman Catholics are not true Christians aren't you? That's why you gave me that horrified look when I made some excuse about liking my Church and not wanting to explain to the Father why I wanted to leave the fold. Dude, we worship the same Imaginary Friend here, you are preaching to the wrong type of 'heathen' and just for this and the whole "You're going to hell for wearing the garb of men" shit you did at my work pants I'm going to go out of my way to use Happy Holidays in your hearing all winter long. Especially as you seem eager to stake out that corner near the Wal-Mart to preach.
Signed,
Irritable Catholic Phish
Also, I did a killer 180 in the drive way on accident in my car. Granted it was the two inch thick ice coating the drive way as I left for work, but in hindsight that was awesome shit.