i'll have cream with my jared leto
Okay, so this journal doesn't have anything persay with Jared Leto, BUT I have a boyfriend and he is soooooooooooo hot and and AND he is Jared Leto's cousin! My so called Crazzzzzzy life has just gotten crazier! I can't believe all of this is happening, when just a few weeks ago i was complaining about excess yeast, ( thank god for monistat) and not getting porked in almost 5 months!!!!!!!! until now that is...hehe
okay this is how it all happened. Kayla has some friends who live in Corona and they were having a party and Kayla offered that Shanghi Juice, my new band apparently, although i'm having problems with Jenna, the bass player acting all erotic during our song "Likin equals stickin" but ya, lets not get into details. okay about my beau. soooooo hot, and he's "big". well we were playing at this party in this huge monster house with like wow, i'm guessing 300 people. it was grand. I got so trashed, and my mouth hurts from smoking too much. i should quit. so, while we were performing i got a bit tipsy and left for water and this super hot guy offered to hold back my hair while i puked. for all of you who remember , i used to have short, red, curly hair. well, i shaved it and got a wig. i guess you can say i've been wiggn out lately. hehe. okay and we started talking and his name is Craig Baptise and he's half french. OK here is the amazing part, the Climax to this story....Craig and Jared Leto are cousins!!!!! and Craig kissed me. With tongue, then came some snake upstairs in the bedroom. So, I screwed Jared Leto's cousin, and I got new hair. i need to post pictures. OKay well i'm super tired and Craig is goonna call and come over! yay. i'll have to keep you all informed. With me luCk!
<3 MOnny
okay this is how it all happened. Kayla has some friends who live in Corona and they were having a party and Kayla offered that Shanghi Juice, my new band apparently, although i'm having problems with Jenna, the bass player acting all erotic during our song "Likin equals stickin" but ya, lets not get into details. okay about my beau. soooooo hot, and he's "big". well we were playing at this party in this huge monster house with like wow, i'm guessing 300 people. it was grand. I got so trashed, and my mouth hurts from smoking too much. i should quit. so, while we were performing i got a bit tipsy and left for water and this super hot guy offered to hold back my hair while i puked. for all of you who remember , i used to have short, red, curly hair. well, i shaved it and got a wig. i guess you can say i've been wiggn out lately. hehe. okay and we started talking and his name is Craig Baptise and he's half french. OK here is the amazing part, the Climax to this story....Craig and Jared Leto are cousins!!!!! and Craig kissed me. With tongue, then came some snake upstairs in the bedroom. So, I screwed Jared Leto's cousin, and I got new hair. i need to post pictures. OKay well i'm super tired and Craig is goonna call and come over! yay. i'll have to keep you all informed. With me luCk!
<3 MOnny