A Diplomatic Incident
It is my greatest misfortune and displeasure to have to report, that at 3 am, on the morning of the 11th of May, 2016, that a spider broke the ancient agreement between human residents and washing machine spiders.
Furthermore, not only was said arachnid, who clearly matched the size and apparent breed of the washing machine spiders, seen outside the designated allowed spider living area (under the washing machine), but he further compounded his crime by touching a human resident on the forearm, causing considerable distress and the almost destruction of a laptop. Fleeing into the cover of the human living area, and NOT back towards the washing machine in the kitchen, has raised further urgent questions, regarding the spiders future plans, and if this was a sudden moment of recklessness on the part of the washing machine spider, or some more sinister attempt to encroach into the human living areas.
All searches were fruitless, and the understandable fear of being touched on the forearm again, and the uncertainty about this spiders intentions, has led to the evacuation of the living room. the HUMAN living room, untill such a time as the washing machine spider is observed back within his own territory, or is captured.
Furthermore, not only was said arachnid, who clearly matched the size and apparent breed of the washing machine spiders, seen outside the designated allowed spider living area (under the washing machine), but he further compounded his crime by touching a human resident on the forearm, causing considerable distress and the almost destruction of a laptop. Fleeing into the cover of the human living area, and NOT back towards the washing machine in the kitchen, has raised further urgent questions, regarding the spiders future plans, and if this was a sudden moment of recklessness on the part of the washing machine spider, or some more sinister attempt to encroach into the human living areas.
All searches were fruitless, and the understandable fear of being touched on the forearm again, and the uncertainty about this spiders intentions, has led to the evacuation of the living room. the HUMAN living room, untill such a time as the washing machine spider is observed back within his own territory, or is captured.