amusing
Taken from Crazy English by Richard Lederer:
(note: these are phrases that, when you think about it, are amusing)
I really miss not seeing you.
A one night stand. (so who's standing?)
Watch you head. (watching your head is like trying to bite your teeth.)
I'm speaking tongue in cheek. (so how can anyone understand you?)
Turn me on - De/Vision
Every day just feels the same
Nothing ever happens here
I lose myself in reverie
Every once in a while
Enchain me
with your gentle kiss
Artificial and clean
I lose my tenuous grip on life
So it seems
Everything I can remember
Need you here with me
Your calming words
are like a melody
Turn me on
Bring my blood to run
Turn me on
Could you be the one?
Everything I can remember
Need you here with me
Your beauty timeless
like a tragedy
(note: these are phrases that, when you think about it, are amusing)
I really miss not seeing you.
A one night stand. (so who's standing?)
Watch you head. (watching your head is like trying to bite your teeth.)
I'm speaking tongue in cheek. (so how can anyone understand you?)
Turn me on - De/Vision
Every day just feels the same
Nothing ever happens here
I lose myself in reverie
Every once in a while
Enchain me
with your gentle kiss
Artificial and clean
I lose my tenuous grip on life
So it seems
Everything I can remember
Need you here with me
Your calming words
are like a melody
Turn me on
Bring my blood to run
Turn me on
Could you be the one?
Everything I can remember
Need you here with me
Your beauty timeless
like a tragedy