Ehhm...okay then :)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April ffiondoveand I robbed a bank (-50 points). In October I pulled over and changed drillingcat's flat tire (15 points). Last Monday I stole newvilya's purse (-30 points). In September I bought porn for sodomis(10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-131 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
cyan_mytta