Two other poems

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:: Ralph’s Twelve Point Invention ::

Point one was untangled as Ralph opened the box
Point two took the night watch and Ralph got outfoxed.
Point three was the block that did Ralph’s toe undine,
Point four in Ralph’s pocket, did set fill for swine.
Point five shouldn’t whisper these things anymore,
Point six was on shoulders and Ralph’s out the door.
Point seven had flaxen and stellar on cats,
Point eight was the chieftan and balduran was baked.
Point nine had it coming as Ralph at his stew.
Point ten cleaned his lips and suffered him shoes.
Point eleven was always there watching with glee,
Point twelve was destructive Ralph is very thee.

:: Pedigree Should Cattercalls ::

I found a baked briskit on catch with Bill Flee
Bill Flee was lake stuffing and Bill Flee was with Ghee.
I couldn’t smell briskit for sight of the march,
But there was a talent outpacing the starch.
The bunnies they do tie my love to the tree,
And baskets are poultry while fry guys shout “WEEEE”.
A gamer is batten and baker’s gone done,
File manners in emblems and pass me a bun.
I were a mayor on salads of cheese,
Crate scoffers hurt treetops, watch out for the bees!
Play twister with Greely and shout at the mice,
Give plenty of sugar, and coat it with spice.