Unashamedly gacked from puzzled_anwen
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Alan.
2. A.G.
3. Uncle.
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. CX650. (I can be found in several places under this name)
2. Lurch. (arising from my days as a London Taxi driver. 'Nick' given to me by a respected colleague.)
3. Geoffrey Lofthouse. (only because my ex-wife specifically asked me to spy on her 2nd ex-husband in chatrooms BEFORE she chucked him).
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Height
2. Strength
3. I look great in a crowd of ugly people. :-)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Overweight.
2. Pain.
3. Too slow now I am older.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. English.
2. Viking.
3. Saxon.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Fire.
2. Sharks.
3. Loneliness.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Breathing.
2. Hydration.
3. Nourishment.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. Trousers.
2. Shirt.
3. A smile.
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Peep Durple.
2. Iron Maiden.
3. Pink Floyd.
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW):
1. Oh hell where is my bike?.
2. If I catch you, you'll regret it you c*nt.
3. Don't piss on your own doorstep.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Affection.
2. Trust.
3. A lot of hugs. (and some sex please)
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
1. When I was 15 I thought I might be gay.
2. When I was 18 I found that I wasn't.
3. When I was married my wife wanted me for myself.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Bum.
2. Boobies.
3. Smile.
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Motorcycles.
2. Intarwebs.
3. Just being nice.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Get my bike back undamaged.
2. Exact vengeance on the thief.
3. Learn how to build cars for my favourite computer game.
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
1. Teaching.
2. Police.
3. IT.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Anywhere the current Lady of my affection wishes to go.
2. Norfolk Broads (on a boat of course).
3. Motorcycle tour of the US west coast.
THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Julie.
2. Catherine.
3. Shira.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Revoke my celibacy.
2. Continue to do so.
3. Please my partner as much as she does me.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. Pass.
2. Ditto.
3. Are you taking notice or what?
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I like things with engines.
2. I waste time with computer games.
3. I like sex with females of the species.
None of the above replies are listed in any kind of preferential order.
1. Alan.
2. A.G.
3. Uncle.
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. CX650. (I can be found in several places under this name)
2. Lurch. (arising from my days as a London Taxi driver. 'Nick' given to me by a respected colleague.)
3. Geoffrey Lofthouse. (only because my ex-wife specifically asked me to spy on her 2nd ex-husband in chatrooms BEFORE she chucked him).
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Height
2. Strength
3. I look great in a crowd of ugly people. :-)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Overweight.
2. Pain.
3. Too slow now I am older.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. English.
2. Viking.
3. Saxon.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Fire.
2. Sharks.
3. Loneliness.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Breathing.
2. Hydration.
3. Nourishment.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. Trousers.
2. Shirt.
3. A smile.
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Peep Durple.
2. Iron Maiden.
3. Pink Floyd.
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW):
1. Oh hell where is my bike?.
2. If I catch you, you'll regret it you c*nt.
3. Don't piss on your own doorstep.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Affection.
2. Trust.
3. A lot of hugs. (and some sex please)
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
1. When I was 15 I thought I might be gay.
2. When I was 18 I found that I wasn't.
3. When I was married my wife wanted me for myself.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Bum.
2. Boobies.
3. Smile.
THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Motorcycles.
2. Intarwebs.
3. Just being nice.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Get my bike back undamaged.
2. Exact vengeance on the thief.
3. Learn how to build cars for my favourite computer game.
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
1. Teaching.
2. Police.
3. IT.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Anywhere the current Lady of my affection wishes to go.
2. Norfolk Broads (on a boat of course).
3. Motorcycle tour of the US west coast.
THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Julie.
2. Catherine.
3. Shira.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Revoke my celibacy.
2. Continue to do so.
3. Please my partner as much as she does me.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. Pass.
2. Ditto.
3. Are you taking notice or what?
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I like things with engines.
2. I waste time with computer games.
3. I like sex with females of the species.
None of the above replies are listed in any kind of preferential order.