The good kind of spoiler

Feb 05, 2012 23:57

So, I think I'm the last of my friends to have received their copies of Final Fantasy XIII-2, and that's a good thing. While nearly everyone else has been cursing the existence of the Tonberry, I now know where to avoid if I don't want to run into that thing too early. I can see myself playing this game quite a lot in the near future to the exclusion of pretty much every other game I have, and if not for the stuff I've written in the past week, I'd probably be farther along...

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Adventures of a Canadian Gamer #38 - The Burden of Proof
Come on now, what extenuating circumstances are there for trying to destroy buildings and kill people? Were Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde hiding out in one of them and he was trying to find the right one?

Gaming Review - White Knight Chronicles
As my avatar, I’m tired of having to settle for a big muscular guy with a sour expression who wears little clothing, or a skinny woman with a sour expression who wears little clothing. Occasionally there’s also the option to create a fat woman with a sour expression who wears little clothing or a muscular woman with a sour expression who wears little clothing.

Disney Animated Canon #5 - Bambi
Suppose you gave a herd of deer sentience and plopped them in the middle of a forest full of sentient rabbits and ducks and owls and frogs and anything else you can think of. This is a forest where each and every animal is living in harmony away from the influence of other predators. (Wait, what’s the owl supposed to eat?)

Disney Animated Sequel Review - Bambi II
In fact, come to think of it, “man” was never actually seen in either movie, and if I were a species of space alien who had no idea what a man was, I would assume that man travelled in packs, ran on all fours, and barked savagely.
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