Translation=Fun
So there's this hilarious site...it translates English into Japanese and back and forth and back and so on. So I started feeding stuff into it.
Like the Doctor's last words to Rose: "I love you." "I'm Rose Tyler, I have this ... I also, President Bush is right ... ..." had a chance to look around
Or when he's telling Sylvia and Wilf about how important Donna is:
The rest of the world world of words, his people's safety and air Donanoburu her the number of light I'm alive and singing. 1000 100 million light-years away. While she does not remember, she will never forget. However, for one moment ... one shining moment ... she is the overall width was the most important woman in the universe.
River's final speech at the end of Forest of the Dead:
Everyone knows everyone died. Instead, every day. No, not today. Some days are special. Some days are very blessed. One day, nobody died at all. As well as outgoing calls, a variety of people, our live show, 100 degrees, September 1, travel expenses for doctors, the length of the daily allowance, many people are very warm people.
After that point, I started getting silly and writing little stories and translating them after.
Original: One day, the Doctor was sad. He was sad because he missed Rose. He cried and cried. Then he realised Donna was gone too and then she made him think of Jamie. So he cried so much he filled the TARDIS and he drowned.
Translation: One day, Dr. sad. He was sorry to miss Rose. He cried and cried. And, Jamie, Donna, now he has to realize his idea of her. So he cried, he drowned decided to enter the TARDIS.
Original: The Doctor was holding a rose and crying because his life was such a major failure. Everyone he loved was taken away from him horribly. Then Donna showed up and smacked him for being stupid. Also, she ate the rose. It was symbolic.
Translation: Meanwhile, I rise in life as a doctor, I was crying the error occurred. Many people are afraid of people. The following is to show the stupidity of the criticism of Donna. Also, she ate the roses. It was symbolic.
Original: The Master was sleeping on a couch when the Doctor turned on the vacuum.
"Gah!" he went, sitting upright in a ridiculous manner. The Doctor laughed a little to himself until the Master took out his laser screwdriver and exploded it.
"How am I supposed to clean now?" asked the Doctor sulkily.
"Lick it off the floor with your tongue," snapped the Master. Then he went back to sleep.
Translation: I slept on the sofa and fell into a vacuum.
"Gah!" Is how he was sitting upright prohibitive. The owner must remove it with a smile doctor reactor laser driver.
"I very quickly?" Moody's doctor.
"Rick, on the floor with your tongue," snapped the master. Then he went to sleep.
OR
Master Doctor was asleep on the couch is a vacuum.
"Gah!" He was outrageous in a way, sitting upright. Remove the laser driver to his master, and it exploded in his doctor laughed a little.
"I'm clean I do now?" Asked the doctor gloomily.
"Rick, on the floor with your tongue," snapped the master. Then he went to sleep.
Then, of course, Leah asked me to translate an ENTIRE 'Who's Right?' story. So I did. The fair one.
At one point, it started sounding like badly translated softcore porn: His job is to find and cotton candy in his mouth, and eat with him, their fingers, the master, and Tuck, Sun said, licking the rest of the master volume, the idea is ridiculous suggest that something is beautiful.
The Final Copy
Cotton candy and abuse, his doctor was completely my mind, please stop and face the beam.
"Do what?" He was able to call at the end. This is "located in the section, the master is usually a very heart there is nothing" Are you some weird? He came up with this interesting idea.
"Yes, I got that part," the doctor said. This is Greenwich Mean Time
"why me, ordinary people every day, these giant cat toys, the average time is average, in Greenwich Mean Time is not the usual meaning."
Our doctor said, "I said," I told him, he is master, and he said that maintaining the pace and avoid talking to ignore them completely. Before our eyes, "I have never seen him," he said.
Mr. Tuck, suggestions and ideas, beautiful words, fools, out of his mouth, out of, out of cotton candy, from where his fingers, the master volume, and their suffering, the rest of the master at work is to find food.
One of two breast cancer, Bikotogadekimasendeshitashitekudasai 2 on the last day of the blood of all nuclear weapons and arms in the arms of cats can be difficult to find the best books.
"I was either" I was a master smirked. I have some simple carnival games, "he said," You can not believe that.
"We can do alone?" Said the Doctor.
"But," I am delighted to master. To return to the top of his eyes, the doctor, the master of his love and his round, I felt happy and comfortable sort notice. Hmm.
If the iron, the "current" time "," change the master is required to make it easier to stop the rotation of large-scale structure of the optimal system. Master arm, spinny, his weak protests is to drag the teacher know.
Mad cow disease, air conditioning, cat toys and cat, a clear example of the power of doctors, little children whirled. This is the master one day.
Like the Doctor's last words to Rose: "I love you." "I'm Rose Tyler, I have this ... I also, President Bush is right ... ..." had a chance to look around
Or when he's telling Sylvia and Wilf about how important Donna is:
The rest of the world world of words, his people's safety and air Donanoburu her the number of light I'm alive and singing. 1000 100 million light-years away. While she does not remember, she will never forget. However, for one moment ... one shining moment ... she is the overall width was the most important woman in the universe.
River's final speech at the end of Forest of the Dead:
Everyone knows everyone died. Instead, every day. No, not today. Some days are special. Some days are very blessed. One day, nobody died at all. As well as outgoing calls, a variety of people, our live show, 100 degrees, September 1, travel expenses for doctors, the length of the daily allowance, many people are very warm people.
After that point, I started getting silly and writing little stories and translating them after.
Original: One day, the Doctor was sad. He was sad because he missed Rose. He cried and cried. Then he realised Donna was gone too and then she made him think of Jamie. So he cried so much he filled the TARDIS and he drowned.
Translation: One day, Dr. sad. He was sorry to miss Rose. He cried and cried. And, Jamie, Donna, now he has to realize his idea of her. So he cried, he drowned decided to enter the TARDIS.
Original: The Doctor was holding a rose and crying because his life was such a major failure. Everyone he loved was taken away from him horribly. Then Donna showed up and smacked him for being stupid. Also, she ate the rose. It was symbolic.
Translation: Meanwhile, I rise in life as a doctor, I was crying the error occurred. Many people are afraid of people. The following is to show the stupidity of the criticism of Donna. Also, she ate the roses. It was symbolic.
Original: The Master was sleeping on a couch when the Doctor turned on the vacuum.
"Gah!" he went, sitting upright in a ridiculous manner. The Doctor laughed a little to himself until the Master took out his laser screwdriver and exploded it.
"How am I supposed to clean now?" asked the Doctor sulkily.
"Lick it off the floor with your tongue," snapped the Master. Then he went back to sleep.
Translation: I slept on the sofa and fell into a vacuum.
"Gah!" Is how he was sitting upright prohibitive. The owner must remove it with a smile doctor reactor laser driver.
"I very quickly?" Moody's doctor.
"Rick, on the floor with your tongue," snapped the master. Then he went to sleep.
OR
Master Doctor was asleep on the couch is a vacuum.
"Gah!" He was outrageous in a way, sitting upright. Remove the laser driver to his master, and it exploded in his doctor laughed a little.
"I'm clean I do now?" Asked the doctor gloomily.
"Rick, on the floor with your tongue," snapped the master. Then he went to sleep.
Then, of course, Leah asked me to translate an ENTIRE 'Who's Right?' story. So I did. The fair one.
At one point, it started sounding like badly translated softcore porn: His job is to find and cotton candy in his mouth, and eat with him, their fingers, the master, and Tuck, Sun said, licking the rest of the master volume, the idea is ridiculous suggest that something is beautiful.
The Final Copy
Cotton candy and abuse, his doctor was completely my mind, please stop and face the beam.
"Do what?" He was able to call at the end. This is "located in the section, the master is usually a very heart there is nothing" Are you some weird? He came up with this interesting idea.
"Yes, I got that part," the doctor said. This is Greenwich Mean Time
"why me, ordinary people every day, these giant cat toys, the average time is average, in Greenwich Mean Time is not the usual meaning."
Our doctor said, "I said," I told him, he is master, and he said that maintaining the pace and avoid talking to ignore them completely. Before our eyes, "I have never seen him," he said.
Mr. Tuck, suggestions and ideas, beautiful words, fools, out of his mouth, out of, out of cotton candy, from where his fingers, the master volume, and their suffering, the rest of the master at work is to find food.
One of two breast cancer, Bikotogadekimasendeshitashitekudasai 2 on the last day of the blood of all nuclear weapons and arms in the arms of cats can be difficult to find the best books.
"I was either" I was a master smirked. I have some simple carnival games, "he said," You can not believe that.
"We can do alone?" Said the Doctor.
"But," I am delighted to master. To return to the top of his eyes, the doctor, the master of his love and his round, I felt happy and comfortable sort notice. Hmm.
If the iron, the "current" time "," change the master is required to make it easier to stop the rotation of large-scale structure of the optimal system. Master arm, spinny, his weak protests is to drag the teacher know.
Mad cow disease, air conditioning, cat toys and cat, a clear example of the power of doctors, little children whirled. This is the master one day.