A bunch of dreams I've been meaning to transcribe
Like it says on the label. They are from ages back so I might not remember them perfectly and also I have no idea what order I had these in so I'll just go in order of whatever the hell I feel like.
Actually, non-DW first.
I was watching YouTube. For serious. I had a dream about being on YouTube. The first video I watched was of Tokyo Police Club teaming up live with some other bands to do a song, only the pianist for TPC was the lead singer instead. There was a sax player involved too, I think.
The next video I watched was, like, a behind the scenes of Flight of the Conchords interview with Arj Barker. He was talking about.....I'm not sure, actually. Something about morality and meat.
"Yeah, it's pretty important to know how to trap your own animals if you're going to eat meat," he was saying. "I trap rabbits all the time. Plus I know how to snap their necks. You just get your thumbs into the right place and twist." He demonstrated. "Um....what was I talking about?"
This dream took place during Series Three and was kind of like...an alternate ending? I was the Doctor, Martha was beside me and the Valiant was above us in the sky. I had absolutely NO plan whatsoever. Past us walked Lucy Saxon and we started trying to convince her to help us and that the Master was evil and bad for her and such. She, however was filled with conviction about her husband's causes and stuff and no matter what we said, she just smiled faintly and eventually said, "I'm going to be with Harry," and left to....um......I guess beam up into the Valiant? I guess it suddenly had that function? No matter.
I then apparently did have some sort of plan because I gave Martha a sort of....box of electronics that I had and before I could explain anything (although Martha knew what I wanted her to do, it would've been nice if I'd explained it so *I* knew what I wanted her to do) the Master stole the TARDIS (that we'd had up until that point right behind us) using that same new beaming up funtion the Valiant had. Telling Martha to stay behind for the plan (whatever the fuck it was) I also beamed up and the Master gloated a bit. So....I think I gave him a box of truffles as a gift. Possibly. For some reason. A 'mad-taking-over-the-Earth-scheme' housewarming present? I dunno.
He thanked me and ate a few and then strapped me into some sort of big evil metal chair. The straps were also metal and went around only my middle section, leaving my arms essentially free below the elbow. He put the truffles beside me.
Then, Martha came in with her box of electronics (useless? non-functional?) and distracted the Master by pretending that they were important in some way and were going to destroy him. This intrigued the Master because she wouldn't explain what it was for so of course he wanted to take it apart and see for himself. Martha began to have a bit of an argument with him. During this distraction, I started using the truffles to escape from the chair with some ingenious technological fiddling. This didn't really work. Then I escaped from the chair because I was slim enough to just slide out from it. For real.
When I confronte the Master, he laughed the whole thing off and said that he only did the whole chair thing for the novelty of behaving like a stereotypical evil villain.
I think Martha and I just hung out there for a bit after, a little awkwardly because no-one could really think of anything to do.
Bailey: the Artz Haus President, Matt: the Artz Haus Social Coordinator and me were in a spaceship. ....I feel like I could stop there. No.
Anyway, it was a spherical spaceship with an interior that looked basically like....some sort of bunkhouse. A clean, white bunkhouse but still. We were hurtling through space when something hit our side. We all started in surprise and looked around but nothing seemed to have happened, really, so we just kept flying. Ahead of us, through the window in the very classic looking door at the front of our ship, we saw a much larger space station that looked like it was made up of all angles. It caught us in a tractor beam and started to pull us inwards. I was a bit worried at why they were pulling us in and Bailey and I were looking, disturbed, out the window when Matt said: "Uh oh."
"What?" I said.
"The wall's bulging inwards," he said. Bailey and I went over to look.
"No, it's not," said Bailey.
"It is," Matt insisted. "And it's getting worse by the second. Look!" We did. It looked the same. "Try putting your head up against the wall," Matt suggested. I did so and was upset to see that, in fact, the wall did look like it was bulging inward, more substantially, as Matt had said, by the second.
I saw a sort of...exterior, movie-style shot of our spaceship and there was a weird blobby thing embedded in the side of the ship.
Then the ship shook as we docked with the space station. There was a hiss as the pressure equalised and then I opened the door and looked out. There was a long white hallway ahead of me. Off to my left it continued on, intersecting with other hallways, and off to my right I saw a burly, tough female guard with a dangerous looking gun. To the right, the hallway ended in a large, circular room where there was a big table with a lot of people in suits sitting around it, apparently having a meeting.
Across the hallway from me there was a room with a glass window that reflected too much for me to see through immediately but the door beside it was open. I had a good feeling that if I ran across the hall into the room, I'd be able to escape.
I looked back to the right past the guard and realised that the man at the head of the business meeting table was the Master.
"Hey," said the guard. "Don't try anything." I backed away, back into my ship.
Matt and Bailey were freaking out in there because the bulge was now HUGELY noticeable. We were really paranoid that if it got in, it might open up the vacuum of space, plus, we didn't know what it was or what it would do!
I ran back to the door. "Excuse me," I said to catch the guard's attention. "Hi, um.....our ship's wall's been compromised. Seriously. PLEASE can we go across the hall?" Grumbling a little, she came over to look and recoiled in horror.
"Hell!" she said. "Yes! Go quickly! Hurry!"
Bailey and I ran across into the room. It was very large with a table in front of us with lots of people I knew sitting around it but the two I remember because of their speaking roles were Marion and Hilary. Beyond the table, there was a raised dais with another table on it and this HUGE guard sitting at it. He was big, and blobby, and grey and didn't look like someone I wanted to mess with.
"Hi," said Hilary.
"Hi," I said. "So....we've been kidnapped by the Master, then...?"
"Yeah," said Hilary. "It's the sort of thing that seems really cool until it's real."
"I could really do with this just being an episode," said Marion.
"Yeah," I said. "By the way, um, this is Matt and Bailey."
"I think it's just Bailey," said Marion.
I looked back and then realised that Matt hadn't come across with us!
Running back across the hallway, I wrenched open the door and Matt held it closed.
"No!" he said. "Just go! It's too late! Go!" He slammed the door and I walked slowly back across the hall.
"We lost Matt," I told Bailey, sadly.
Then, across the hall, the door opened. Everyone watched as a tall, brunette woman made her way across the hall and entered the room.
Everyone was utterly silent.
"Matt?" I asked eventually.
"Do I LOOK like Matt?" asked the woman.
"No," I said.
"Well, I'm not," said the woman. "Everything that was Matt has been absorbed by me. It has given me strength to take in his essence. And I will take all of yours!"
She abruptly turned into a football sized pink blob with one eye in the center of it and three earthworm-like tentacles and flung...itself at Marion's face. Marion flailed a bit bit then it sort of...sank in and disappeared. Marion started blankly ahead.
"Marion?" I said. "Are you okay?"
Then, out of her mouth the thing climbed, coming out bigger than when it went in. Marion slumped forward onto the table and the thing plomped down in front of her.
"Run!" someone yelled and we all did. I ran down the hall and into the big circular room because if there was one person who could probably deal with this, it was the one in charge of the meeting.
"Excuse me," I said. "Sorry to interrupt. But there's an enormous alien sucking essences out of people and--" At this point the guard showed up, said, "Sorry," and dragged me out.
"No, but!" I said and then ran back down the hall. Hilary was standing outside the room and I watched with her as the pink thing stuffed itself down the throat of the grey guard.
"LOL, is a penis," said Hilary.
"Again, it would be a lot funnier if it wasn't happening in real life," I said.
"True," said Hilary. I realised that when it came out of the enormous guard it was going to be a LOT bigger, so I decided to try again. I ran back down the hall and into the room again.
"Hi again," I said. "Master, this is really urgent because I wouldn't be here if it wasn't and....and....well, you don't want an alien invading here either and sucking out your essence, right? so you'd better deal with it before it gets too big to deal with. Please, Master!" Admittedly, I put in the extra 'Master' in the hopes that it would appeal to his vanity and make him help. And maybe it did because he got up from his seat, said, "Duty calls," a tad sarcastically and walked with me to the doorway of the room. When we got there, we saw the ENORMOUS, rhino-sized lumpy pink penis monster advancing fairly quickly towards us down the hallway. The Master looked at it for a moment and then instantly took out his laser screwdriver and shot it until it exploded into atoms.
"Right," he said. "Come with me." He grabbed my arm and led me down a bunch of hallways and it was at that point that I rather worriedly woke up.
I just remembered another dream that I had and forgot to transcribe.
I was walking across the UofGuelph campus to get to the library and I slipped on a patch of ice. These younger boys (eight? Why were they there?) laughed at me until they realised that it didn't bug me and I had fun with the ice and then got up and went the rest of the way to the library. There, I met up with my friend, Chris O'Dowd who was having trouble with some sort of weird, guelph website system. So I helped him out, making him very happy.
"I could kiss you!" he said excitedly. "If it wouldn't be like kissing my sister...." He hugged me instead.
Actually, non-DW first.
I was watching YouTube. For serious. I had a dream about being on YouTube. The first video I watched was of Tokyo Police Club teaming up live with some other bands to do a song, only the pianist for TPC was the lead singer instead. There was a sax player involved too, I think.
The next video I watched was, like, a behind the scenes of Flight of the Conchords interview with Arj Barker. He was talking about.....I'm not sure, actually. Something about morality and meat.
"Yeah, it's pretty important to know how to trap your own animals if you're going to eat meat," he was saying. "I trap rabbits all the time. Plus I know how to snap their necks. You just get your thumbs into the right place and twist." He demonstrated. "Um....what was I talking about?"
This dream took place during Series Three and was kind of like...an alternate ending? I was the Doctor, Martha was beside me and the Valiant was above us in the sky. I had absolutely NO plan whatsoever. Past us walked Lucy Saxon and we started trying to convince her to help us and that the Master was evil and bad for her and such. She, however was filled with conviction about her husband's causes and stuff and no matter what we said, she just smiled faintly and eventually said, "I'm going to be with Harry," and left to....um......I guess beam up into the Valiant? I guess it suddenly had that function? No matter.
I then apparently did have some sort of plan because I gave Martha a sort of....box of electronics that I had and before I could explain anything (although Martha knew what I wanted her to do, it would've been nice if I'd explained it so *I* knew what I wanted her to do) the Master stole the TARDIS (that we'd had up until that point right behind us) using that same new beaming up funtion the Valiant had. Telling Martha to stay behind for the plan (whatever the fuck it was) I also beamed up and the Master gloated a bit. So....I think I gave him a box of truffles as a gift. Possibly. For some reason. A 'mad-taking-over-the-Earth-scheme' housewarming present? I dunno.
He thanked me and ate a few and then strapped me into some sort of big evil metal chair. The straps were also metal and went around only my middle section, leaving my arms essentially free below the elbow. He put the truffles beside me.
Then, Martha came in with her box of electronics (useless? non-functional?) and distracted the Master by pretending that they were important in some way and were going to destroy him. This intrigued the Master because she wouldn't explain what it was for so of course he wanted to take it apart and see for himself. Martha began to have a bit of an argument with him. During this distraction, I started using the truffles to escape from the chair with some ingenious technological fiddling. This didn't really work. Then I escaped from the chair because I was slim enough to just slide out from it. For real.
When I confronte the Master, he laughed the whole thing off and said that he only did the whole chair thing for the novelty of behaving like a stereotypical evil villain.
I think Martha and I just hung out there for a bit after, a little awkwardly because no-one could really think of anything to do.
Bailey: the Artz Haus President, Matt: the Artz Haus Social Coordinator and me were in a spaceship. ....I feel like I could stop there. No.
Anyway, it was a spherical spaceship with an interior that looked basically like....some sort of bunkhouse. A clean, white bunkhouse but still. We were hurtling through space when something hit our side. We all started in surprise and looked around but nothing seemed to have happened, really, so we just kept flying. Ahead of us, through the window in the very classic looking door at the front of our ship, we saw a much larger space station that looked like it was made up of all angles. It caught us in a tractor beam and started to pull us inwards. I was a bit worried at why they were pulling us in and Bailey and I were looking, disturbed, out the window when Matt said: "Uh oh."
"What?" I said.
"The wall's bulging inwards," he said. Bailey and I went over to look.
"No, it's not," said Bailey.
"It is," Matt insisted. "And it's getting worse by the second. Look!" We did. It looked the same. "Try putting your head up against the wall," Matt suggested. I did so and was upset to see that, in fact, the wall did look like it was bulging inward, more substantially, as Matt had said, by the second.
I saw a sort of...exterior, movie-style shot of our spaceship and there was a weird blobby thing embedded in the side of the ship.
Then the ship shook as we docked with the space station. There was a hiss as the pressure equalised and then I opened the door and looked out. There was a long white hallway ahead of me. Off to my left it continued on, intersecting with other hallways, and off to my right I saw a burly, tough female guard with a dangerous looking gun. To the right, the hallway ended in a large, circular room where there was a big table with a lot of people in suits sitting around it, apparently having a meeting.
Across the hallway from me there was a room with a glass window that reflected too much for me to see through immediately but the door beside it was open. I had a good feeling that if I ran across the hall into the room, I'd be able to escape.
I looked back to the right past the guard and realised that the man at the head of the business meeting table was the Master.
"Hey," said the guard. "Don't try anything." I backed away, back into my ship.
Matt and Bailey were freaking out in there because the bulge was now HUGELY noticeable. We were really paranoid that if it got in, it might open up the vacuum of space, plus, we didn't know what it was or what it would do!
I ran back to the door. "Excuse me," I said to catch the guard's attention. "Hi, um.....our ship's wall's been compromised. Seriously. PLEASE can we go across the hall?" Grumbling a little, she came over to look and recoiled in horror.
"Hell!" she said. "Yes! Go quickly! Hurry!"
Bailey and I ran across into the room. It was very large with a table in front of us with lots of people I knew sitting around it but the two I remember because of their speaking roles were Marion and Hilary. Beyond the table, there was a raised dais with another table on it and this HUGE guard sitting at it. He was big, and blobby, and grey and didn't look like someone I wanted to mess with.
"Hi," said Hilary.
"Hi," I said. "So....we've been kidnapped by the Master, then...?"
"Yeah," said Hilary. "It's the sort of thing that seems really cool until it's real."
"I could really do with this just being an episode," said Marion.
"Yeah," I said. "By the way, um, this is Matt and Bailey."
"I think it's just Bailey," said Marion.
I looked back and then realised that Matt hadn't come across with us!
Running back across the hallway, I wrenched open the door and Matt held it closed.
"No!" he said. "Just go! It's too late! Go!" He slammed the door and I walked slowly back across the hall.
"We lost Matt," I told Bailey, sadly.
Then, across the hall, the door opened. Everyone watched as a tall, brunette woman made her way across the hall and entered the room.
Everyone was utterly silent.
"Matt?" I asked eventually.
"Do I LOOK like Matt?" asked the woman.
"No," I said.
"Well, I'm not," said the woman. "Everything that was Matt has been absorbed by me. It has given me strength to take in his essence. And I will take all of yours!"
She abruptly turned into a football sized pink blob with one eye in the center of it and three earthworm-like tentacles and flung...itself at Marion's face. Marion flailed a bit bit then it sort of...sank in and disappeared. Marion started blankly ahead.
"Marion?" I said. "Are you okay?"
Then, out of her mouth the thing climbed, coming out bigger than when it went in. Marion slumped forward onto the table and the thing plomped down in front of her.
"Run!" someone yelled and we all did. I ran down the hall and into the big circular room because if there was one person who could probably deal with this, it was the one in charge of the meeting.
"Excuse me," I said. "Sorry to interrupt. But there's an enormous alien sucking essences out of people and--" At this point the guard showed up, said, "Sorry," and dragged me out.
"No, but!" I said and then ran back down the hall. Hilary was standing outside the room and I watched with her as the pink thing stuffed itself down the throat of the grey guard.
"LOL, is a penis," said Hilary.
"Again, it would be a lot funnier if it wasn't happening in real life," I said.
"True," said Hilary. I realised that when it came out of the enormous guard it was going to be a LOT bigger, so I decided to try again. I ran back down the hall and into the room again.
"Hi again," I said. "Master, this is really urgent because I wouldn't be here if it wasn't and....and....well, you don't want an alien invading here either and sucking out your essence, right? so you'd better deal with it before it gets too big to deal with. Please, Master!" Admittedly, I put in the extra 'Master' in the hopes that it would appeal to his vanity and make him help. And maybe it did because he got up from his seat, said, "Duty calls," a tad sarcastically and walked with me to the doorway of the room. When we got there, we saw the ENORMOUS, rhino-sized lumpy pink penis monster advancing fairly quickly towards us down the hallway. The Master looked at it for a moment and then instantly took out his laser screwdriver and shot it until it exploded into atoms.
"Right," he said. "Come with me." He grabbed my arm and led me down a bunch of hallways and it was at that point that I rather worriedly woke up.
I just remembered another dream that I had and forgot to transcribe.
I was walking across the UofGuelph campus to get to the library and I slipped on a patch of ice. These younger boys (eight? Why were they there?) laughed at me until they realised that it didn't bug me and I had fun with the ice and then got up and went the rest of the way to the library. There, I met up with my friend, Chris O'Dowd who was having trouble with some sort of weird, guelph website system. So I helped him out, making him very happy.
"I could kiss you!" he said excitedly. "If it wouldn't be like kissing my sister...." He hugged me instead.