The last one. I swear.
So not only do I post less than once a week, but when I do, it's just another fill-in survey and not real, thoughtful content. Ladies and gentlemen, the slacker revealed.
1. Who was the last person you yelled at?
I don't yell often. Probably my mother.
2. Who was the last person you kissed?
Damned if I remember. Been a long time, though.
3. What was the last memorable book you read?
The Canterbury Tales. Followed by Robin Lakoff's The Language War.
4. When did you last dance?
Homecoming dance. And I believe the proper term is "busted a move."
5. What's the last thing you want to hear from your parents?
You mean, the last thing I want to hear them say, or the thing I wish they wouldn't say?
6. When did you last go for a walk in the park?
Wandering the Scottish countryside this past summer.
7. When did you last do your ironing?
My mom irons everything. (There are advantages to being a high school student.)
8. When was the last time you smiled all day?
Probably never. Especially if you count sleep.
9. What color socks do you normally wear?
White. Black.
10. Did you ever attend a private school?
Unfortunately.
11. Do you like stuffed animals?
Not in general.
12. Have you ever smashed pumpkins?
My band covered "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" once.
13. Can you quote Shakespeare?
Only as much as everyone else.
14. Do you like playing baseball?
Not even close.
15. Are you a neat freak?
Depends. I like to keep my space clean and my things in order, but if I don't spend much time in said space or with said things I couldn't care less.
16. What is the worst injury you have ever given someone?
I don't give injuries. Usually I'm the one taking them.
17. Do you ever eat lemons plain?
God, why?
18. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yes.
19. Do you own any knee-high boots?
Er, I bought some hip-waders for Ecology class.
20. Are you attached to extreme people?
Not many.
21. Do you like swimming in lakes?
Better than getting all salty and sandy and crap.
22. Have you ever streaked at a football game or any other public event?
I'm a firm believer in "Don't show off what you don't have."
23. What is your favorite gemstone?
Onyx. If you're talking about real gemstones, then sapphire.
24. Have you gone on many blind dates?
I've gone on few enough real dates.
25. Has someone done something extra nice for you?
More times than I can count. I doubt I deserve it, but hey, I ain't complainin'.
26. Did you have a crush on any of your teachers?
All my teachers were either gay men, old men, fat men, and old, fat, sexuality-in-question women. In case you haven't figured it out by now, the answer is "no."
27. Have you ever been lost in a bad part of a city?
I don't get lost.
28. Would you rather have a mint or fruit flavored gum?
Mint.
29. Do you have road rage?
Does yelling "That's right, you're my bitch!" count?
30. Do you ever eat food right out of cans or jars?
Sure. But I wouldn't touch SPAM with an eleven foot pole.
31. Has your mind ever gone blank?
Constantly.
32. Have you ever met anyone interesting in the laundromat?
My mom does all my laundry. Score two for the high schooler.
33. Are you kind?
Not really.
34. Would you give a needy person the shirt off your back?
Depends on how much he needed the shirt, and how much I needed it. (In other words, only if I was currently a millionaire and he was a naked starving orphan.)
35. Do you have any beanie babies?
I can always steal one from my sister.
36. Would you rather be hot or cold?
Actually, I'd rather be lukewarm.
37. Could you kill if your life was threatened?
Definitely. I'm an extrovert.
1. Who was the last person you yelled at?
I don't yell often. Probably my mother.
2. Who was the last person you kissed?
Damned if I remember. Been a long time, though.
3. What was the last memorable book you read?
The Canterbury Tales. Followed by Robin Lakoff's The Language War.
4. When did you last dance?
Homecoming dance. And I believe the proper term is "busted a move."
5. What's the last thing you want to hear from your parents?
You mean, the last thing I want to hear them say, or the thing I wish they wouldn't say?
6. When did you last go for a walk in the park?
Wandering the Scottish countryside this past summer.
7. When did you last do your ironing?
My mom irons everything. (There are advantages to being a high school student.)
8. When was the last time you smiled all day?
Probably never. Especially if you count sleep.
9. What color socks do you normally wear?
White. Black.
10. Did you ever attend a private school?
Unfortunately.
11. Do you like stuffed animals?
Not in general.
12. Have you ever smashed pumpkins?
My band covered "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" once.
13. Can you quote Shakespeare?
Only as much as everyone else.
14. Do you like playing baseball?
Not even close.
15. Are you a neat freak?
Depends. I like to keep my space clean and my things in order, but if I don't spend much time in said space or with said things I couldn't care less.
16. What is the worst injury you have ever given someone?
I don't give injuries. Usually I'm the one taking them.
17. Do you ever eat lemons plain?
God, why?
18. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yes.
19. Do you own any knee-high boots?
Er, I bought some hip-waders for Ecology class.
20. Are you attached to extreme people?
Not many.
21. Do you like swimming in lakes?
Better than getting all salty and sandy and crap.
22. Have you ever streaked at a football game or any other public event?
I'm a firm believer in "Don't show off what you don't have."
23. What is your favorite gemstone?
Onyx. If you're talking about real gemstones, then sapphire.
24. Have you gone on many blind dates?
I've gone on few enough real dates.
25. Has someone done something extra nice for you?
More times than I can count. I doubt I deserve it, but hey, I ain't complainin'.
26. Did you have a crush on any of your teachers?
All my teachers were either gay men, old men, fat men, and old, fat, sexuality-in-question women. In case you haven't figured it out by now, the answer is "no."
27. Have you ever been lost in a bad part of a city?
I don't get lost.
28. Would you rather have a mint or fruit flavored gum?
Mint.
29. Do you have road rage?
Does yelling "That's right, you're my bitch!" count?
30. Do you ever eat food right out of cans or jars?
Sure. But I wouldn't touch SPAM with an eleven foot pole.
31. Has your mind ever gone blank?
Constantly.
32. Have you ever met anyone interesting in the laundromat?
My mom does all my laundry. Score two for the high schooler.
33. Are you kind?
Not really.
34. Would you give a needy person the shirt off your back?
Depends on how much he needed the shirt, and how much I needed it. (In other words, only if I was currently a millionaire and he was a naked starving orphan.)
35. Do you have any beanie babies?
I can always steal one from my sister.
36. Would you rather be hot or cold?
Actually, I'd rather be lukewarm.
37. Could you kill if your life was threatened?
Definitely. I'm an extrovert.