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May 19, 2005 17:27

so chrisophe is lying in the bed next to a young lady named erika maria cerda. she is lying in the bed next to a young gentelman named miquel chrisophe willard. they are lying in the bed next to each other. erika and chrisophe (as he is called) are about to go get some nourishment. nourishment is when you put food in your mouth and chew it up and swallow it and it digests inside your belly and then it shits out your anus. chrisophe is a very, very fast typer. and he usually makes very few mistakes. however, when he thinks about typing, he tends to fuck up a lot more. what is it about chrisophe and his typing skills? maybe he should learn a lesson or two from erika. she is an even better typer. she types 800 wpm with NO MISTAKES! chrisophe is not shitting you! it's as true as dick cheney is close to dying and as gay as somebody who is in denial who IS NOT lying on this bed. okay. chrisophe says it's time to go get some yum yums so he and erika can put their food in their mouths, chew it up, swallow it, digest it in their bellies, and later shit it out of their anuses.

have a great christ-filled day!
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