fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[cwillard]

fuck me...

i don't think i realized until about an hour ago how depressed i really am.

i'm worn out, i'm tired, i'm flunking out of college, i've gotten ridiculously overweight

i feel like...

...shit
and i'm ready for bed

Comments

[erucolindor]

I'm sorry...I'd help if I could...Do you need some alcohol?

[cwillard]

alcoholism is exactly what i need to add to my list. lol. oh well. everyone thinks i'm an alcoholic anyway! c'est la vie!

[pseudogoth]

i'm here if you ever need a hug, willard. feel free to call me if you need to talk, too. i realize there isn't much of anything i can do but you are my "new best friend" afterall. <3

[cwillard]

Thank you, Felicia. I would never turn down a good hug...especially from you. :P

[amymarie03]

I love you Chris Willard!!!!!!
You should be cheered up TONS by this because I signed in just to read your entry and I haven't logged in on LJ in months...
Come see me sometime. We can throw darts at pictures of people we don't like and that will help your stress levels.
And for what it's worth, I think you are hott.

[cwillard]

I think you are hottER. I don't really hate anyone right now though. Can I throw darts at pictures of myself?! That would be a thrill!

[amymarie03]

No, that's not allowed! You can throw darts at me though! You don't even have to settle for a picture! Maybe it will puncture me enough to drain fat cells....Hmmm....*idea light goes on*

[cwillard]

there will be NO puncturing of anything, young lady!

[needalittlejoy]

SUGARLIPS! DON'T BE SAD. I R TEH LUV U

[cwillard]

i'm not sure i know what that says, but...

thank you, sugarpuss.

[cwillard]

i was just kidding about the not knowing. <3 i missed you at the NY meeting today!

"The worst day of my life, what do you think?"

[wienerdog]

encouragement from our good friend napoleon:

"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

"Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache."

"Pedro offers you his protection."

"I caught you a delicious bass."

"If I win, you can be my secretary or something."

"I like your sleeves. They're real big."

"Just follow your heart. That's what I do."

"Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap!"

and finally:
"Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever..."

Re: "The worst day of my life, what do you think?"

[cwillard]

lol. "but my lips hurt real bad!"