i dry-humped a blow up rag doll on the front lawn!
to whom it may concern:
last night i was really, really, very, super drunk. in fact, this was the first time i had been drunk in months! and it was hella fun. of everyone there, i'm sure that only laura can even begin to understand how drunk i was.
after eating only a cold hamburger and a few soggy french fries throughout the course of the day, i came home to a circle of people sitting in the hallway in front of my bedroom. they insisted that i drink, so i did. damn peer pressure. well, a lot of fun was had and i woke up about 10:00 and was still feeling a buzz, so i called erika and cancelled the bookstore for today. i finally got out of bed about 2:00, so i had a good 11 hours of sleep. and now i only have a tiny hangover and a vague recollection of the last few minutes of last night.
unfortunately, eight hours of work is in my near future.
last night i was really, really, very, super drunk. in fact, this was the first time i had been drunk in months! and it was hella fun. of everyone there, i'm sure that only laura can even begin to understand how drunk i was.
after eating only a cold hamburger and a few soggy french fries throughout the course of the day, i came home to a circle of people sitting in the hallway in front of my bedroom. they insisted that i drink, so i did. damn peer pressure. well, a lot of fun was had and i woke up about 10:00 and was still feeling a buzz, so i called erika and cancelled the bookstore for today. i finally got out of bed about 2:00, so i had a good 11 hours of sleep. and now i only have a tiny hangover and a vague recollection of the last few minutes of last night.
unfortunately, eight hours of work is in my near future.