This post is full of boys, and gay, and hair, but mostly gay A.K.A. Gokusen 3 SP
Yes, I watched the Gokusen 3 SP yesterday. It was expectantly boring and the plot was non-surprisingly recycled to an almost surprising degree. I mean the class-splits-into-two-cliques-then-reunited-by-the-trouble-of-their-classmates thing was SOOOO season one. There wasn't even enough Ren to keep my attention properly occupied. And for some reason, his hair looked kind off dull and boring without the blond streaks, but that's just me being shamelessly shallow.
And this is me again being shamelessly shallow, as my reaction to the scene was basically the following;
Oooooooh, dude in the red jacket. I like your hair!
Seriously, people tune into Gokusen everytime there's a new season because the PLOT IS SO ENGAGING.
"Reita, your cock; put it there. KTHXBAI."
THE ENGAGING PLOT AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT SERIOUSLY PEOPLE WHY DO YOU NOT BELIEVE ME?!
Heeeeey; hot bad guy in red jacket looks familiar...
HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST ALMOND BISCUITS! ASLKJFADKHFKJDVBKJDVBKDJVBKDVJBFV
IT'S SAITO TAKUMI Y'ALL!!!!!!
EARGASMEARGASMEARGASMEARGASMEARGASMEARGASMEARGASMEARGASMEARGASMEARGASM
Saito in his element and favourite position.
"Where's my Ruito, bitch?"
(For the record:
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So anyway, the new main antagonist?
Don't like him. He annoyed me from beginning to end. And it's not just because he isn't as pretty as Ren or his hair isn't as gaily floppy as Kamiya or anything (NOT SHALLOW AT ALL WHAT SO EVER), he was like Yamato in the beginning of the season (before he kind of grew on me); a wannabe. And he looks a little like a duck...
AND HOLY SHIT THOSE PANTS? NU-UH, BABY. NOT. ON.
As far as the new 3-D class goes, I find this guys much more pretty. The guy in the back who kind of looks like the love child of Tamayama Tetsuji.
But of course, Gokusen 3 would not really be Gokusen 3 without Yamato and Ren exchanging eye contact! among other things
The boys are offered free food.
But like every other married couple, YAMATO AND REN HAVE TO DISCUSS THEIR CHOICES FIRST. I'M WATCHING GOKUSEN 3 FOR THE PLOT PEOPLE! NO JOKE!
And proof that Ren loves Yankumi the most after Yamato. After all, both their names start with a 'Y'.
Yamato doesn't like Ren eating some elses' buns.
And this SP also enforces my want to attend Akadou High. Not just for the hot boys, but where else in the world does the school curriculum include staring dejectedly at empty tables for hours on end. It sure beats Maths.
Riiiight. So what was I saying again?
Oh yeah, the plot.
Yankumi says; "You can take your stinking plot and shove it up your ass."
And they lived happily ever after...
...after they finally figured out WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO YAMATO'S HAIR?
