OH Those Korean Boys and their gay

Jan 18, 2009 20:55

ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOPVZDBDGHSDNHCHSRHRFH!!
YES THE KOREAN GUYS ARE GAYER THAN A BARREL FULL OF HORNY HOMOSEXUAL MONKEYS IN DISNEYLAND!

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KOREA SARANGHAE!

In case you're wondering, the dominant partner in that one-pole-away-from-a-stripper-bar dance is JaeJoong A.K.A. Hero from the DBSK/TVXQ/Dong Bang something something or whatever name it is they're going by these days.

I bet you'll never guess who the other guys is...

YES IT'S KYUHYUN FROM SUPER JUNIOR/SUPER JUNIOR KRY/SUPER JUNIOR-M A.K.A. MY MOST FAVOURITE PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AT THE MOMENT!

OMG Did you see that predatory way JaeJoong walked up to him, even though KyuHyun (despite being one of the most adorable things in the world along side baby animal picture calendars) was the one who initiated the sexing up grinding hip shaking dance.

OMG THE HAND! THE HAND! JAEJOONG'S HAND! I SO WANT TO BE THAT GREEN TOWEL RIGHT NOW.

OMG KYUHYUN'S HIPS! THE HIPS! THOSE HIPS DON'T LIE, Y'ALL!

AND ISN'T THE MUSIC THE MOST APPROPRIATE EVER?! IT'S LIKE SOMETHING YOU HEAR IN A GAY STRIPPER BAR.

I swear, I played that video about thirty times straight in the past ten minutes! I absolutely loved the way KyuHyun was just like, 'lalalalala, oh there's JaeJoong-hyung *walks up and grinds*' and JaeJoong's all like, 'GIVE IT TO ME BABY, AHA AHA!'

Just so you know, I'm totally shipping JaeJoong/KyuHyun interband relationship now.

AND THERE'S MOAR!

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In the beginning there's JaeJoong being a total and yet totally hot klutz, and almost falling on his hot tush twice and then Siwon comes up and totally wants some, or at least wants to see JaeJoong in a wet white shirt.

I CAN SEE RIGHT THOUGH YOUR SECRET EVIL PLANS.

And then KyuHyun being the sneaky jailbait that he is and totally disguises by acting like an innocent, wide-eyed little puppy most of the time, makes his move and JaeJoong just accepts it because he totally wants to hit that too!

KYUHYUN SARANGHAE!

That sneaky grin he flashed near the end totally gave him away.

THIS IS KOREA AND I'M LOVING IT!

tharr be men ahoy, suuuuupa juniaaaa ftw!, oh those korean boys, slash slash and moar slash

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