Naruto Manga: The Anti-Drug

Jan 03, 2009 18:56

OMG NARUTO CHAPTER 428 PAGE 6!!

KONOHAMARU FTW!!








It's so awesome that Naruto being Naruto taught Konohamaru Rasengan while showing him the ways of the pervy-jutsu. I always liked Naruto and Konohamaru's dynamic non-relationship.

That said, I--while being a NaruSasu (because I like woobie-uke Sasuke needing Naruto to heal him) fan--totally ship Sasuke and Karin because Karin is awesome!

Infact the whole Team formerly-known-as-team-Snake-now-known-as-team Hawk/Eagle/Falcon is made of pure, 100 percent awesome, especially Suigetsu. Who is like Kisame in his teeth and like a Japanese, fish-like Samuel L. Jackson in his language!

I totally see him going, "Get these MOTHERFUCKING AKATSUKI out of my MOTHERFUCKING KONOHA because it's fucking MINE to rule! Oh, and Sasuke the asshole is here too. Whoop-te-doo! Screw you and your emo-attitude, Sasuke and take the bitch with you."

SASUKE PLEASE COME TO KONOHA AND DAZZLE EVERYONE WITH YOUR UBER-MANGEKYO SHARINGAN then you and Naruto can go off and have your bi-human hot, angst-charged sex. Karin can watch if she wants...and Sakura, then Sakura can PUNCH A FRIGGIN HOLE IN THE MOUNTAINSIDE because Sakura is THAT DAMN AWESOME!

By the way, I fucking love your new Jiraiya!Outfit Naruto and I still think that Jiraiya and Itachi are out there somewhere, biding their time and will soon pop up out of the bushes and go "BOO! GOT YA, KONOHA!"

PS- Kakashi better LIVE!!

PSS- Gamabunta = single most awesome gigantic Yakuza frog on the face of the earth! He should be played by Tomoya Nagase if a Naruto Live action comes out.

naruto the anti-chirst, manga because i can and you can too

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