Aug 21, 2007 20:45
It's that time of months again. And no, not that time of month. It's is actually that time of month/week/year where I get into one of my moods, and my choice for viewing HAVE to contain either one of the three following H's; Hunks, Hair or Hotwheels. Yes, I am that damn shallow.
I watched The Covenant three times in the past hour just because it had hot men in it. The plot? Huh? Plot, I don't know such a word. Then, when I was--not yet bored, but needing to expend my hormonal horizons--I watched Skinwalkers, just because Jason Behr (a.k.a. Dorky Max Evans) looks so ajdfhkashjfoweuhkjbsvkujewgbfohfo;qwno;ejhngoihHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTo;jhabfkabfviubgfieufbvb *droooooooooooooooool* attractive in it. Did it matter that the movie--huh? Plot? Characterization? Dialogue? Huh? Did I mention that Jason was just so ajlkwndoihkfjszbdviehbfkiuegfiquwkjfbHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTkibvkjvbgiugvb attractive in it? Three words; Jason, leather, hog. Doesn't just send a thrill up your spine.
Hey, can you blame me. The Covenant had Steven Strait, magic, hot boys in school uniforms and proof that Draco Malfoy did dump Voldy and the Death Eaters to go to America and join an American bording school and hang out with a couple of Playgirl magazine centrefolds? Did I mention that you see ASS?
You see ASS. Boo-yeah.
Did I mention the evil guy totally layin' on the SMOOOOCHIN on good guy as he lays helplessly down on the floor of the bathroom? Did I mention that Pogue is so totally Kyouya to Caleb's Tamaki...only Tamaki is an angstin' brunette who totally kicks ass and Kyouya is a leather-wearing motorcycle dude with long hair!
Did I mention that Reid (a.k.a. the person formerly known as Draco Malfoy) and Tyler totally spent the remainder of the dance TOGETHER! When I say TOGETHER, I mean TO.GET.HER. Tyler is so crushing on Reid, and Reid has pent up sexual issues about Caleb. Oh and the evil bad guy smoochin Caleb and totally sniffing him while he lay helplessly on the floor of the bathroom after getting his ass handed to him on a silver platter.
Did I mention Reid ASS? He totally flashed everyone in the locker room and resisted the urge to smack Tyler's ass by whacking it with a wet towel instead and Tyler was totally telling Reid to cover up because the private bits are only for his viewing.
Oh, yeah, getting back to Skinwalker. Jason
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Oh, great lords above who prove us with eye candy and sexual fantasy objects, please, hear the plea of your unworthy minion. Let there be Osiris Release! Let there be!
Excuse me now while I try to figure out how to watch both The Covenant and Skincrawlers at the same time.
review au revoir