someone sent me this poem .. its great..haha
A poem for girls...
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
haha yea so thats my poem. not mine ...but some chick who sent it to me.. its great..so yes im back from the UP it was fun.. the jones were with us so that made it even better ... if ya wanna kno more about the trip ((which i bet you do)) then ask me cuz im too lazy to type it out now.. ohhhh and in tennis today ((yes i made it back in time for my tennis)) i served so good.. and the instructor asked me if i was gonna go out for shrines tennis team and when i said i dunno i got basketball he said i should cuz i have "natural talent" wooo wooo! haha ok im done now
leave me love
your cwazy biotch